These are mean!! 🥺😲😭 #RoastMyStrava

A screenshot from my Strava roast saying Kate your cycling stats are as rare as a sunny day in somerset-one legendary ride for a whopping 12 kilometres! You've truly Conquered the world (or at least your neighborhood). and your yearly cycling boost to a total of three rides? Watch out Tour de France! Your recent activities show a versatile athlete who spends more time walking than a lost tourist and rose like your auditioning for a viking movie. That 10k run might suggest you'll just running away from reality or perhaps trying to catch up with your rowing prowess. And your profile picture! The serene rower under the sunset, pretending rowing is your Zen moment when really it's just an excuse to sit down

I did the #RoastMyStrava thing and I am cackling 😂

Just over here training for my viking movie, don't mind me.

roastmystrava.com

Alex Reynish, the Cambridge Crusader who runs more than he rides, even when bike paths are flatter than your weight training sessions! With 94 runs this year covering 1005 km, you've conquered more pavement than elevation- just 4111 m. Were you dodging puddles or just too polite to disturb the hills? Your lunch hikes at 2.99 km are the perfect warm-up... for a couch nap! Meanwhile, your virtual rides are so short, even your avatar might need a real bike soon. Those quick bursts of weight training have the endurance of a goldfish memory-8 minutes? Did you accidentally time your naps? And what's with the retro-tech headset in your profile pic? Are you tuning into your 1980s mixtape while you jog through Cambridge's scenic flatlands? Keep pedaling, running, and lifting, Alex—at this pace, you'll redefine the meaning of "light workout."

Full Spicy 🌶️🌶️🌶️ #roastmystrava

A bit of a harsh analysis of last night's club social run by roastmystrava.com. A good bit of lightheaded use of AI. Not as cutting the ones on the Wooler trails runs, I'll share them later

#ukrunchat #running #strava #roastmystrava #StocksfieldStriders