They see me rolling themed flyer with a 70’s retro theme. It reads “we’re rolling into the grooviest decade and those butt ugly rugs. Who needs a chair when you can carpet roll?”

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the zine had to make a massive u-turn.

(Stares at a the chair holding a knife to my neck)

They See Me Rollin’ is now Alastor x Carpet! That’s right! His true love is a carpet!

(Please send help!)

#alastor #TSMR #zine #ruglastor