All of the ingredients mentioned in the tweet, plus the implied oats, laid out on the worktop
Stage one: the sausages and sliced mushrooms fried in the saucepan, with the garlic, finely diced carrot ends, birdseed and cumin seeds thrown in near the end
Stage two in the pan: the sausages have been chopped, and the oats, tea and pumpkin have been chucked in on top. No milk yet, as that would obscure things
The finished porridge in the pan; dark brown and very thick, with little bits of the various ingredients showing through the surface. There's a very big splodge of Greek yoghurt in the middle, and not quite as big a splodge of chutney in the middle of that
Leftovers in porridge this morning: carrot ends, orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, birdseed, frozen pumpkin, used black tea leaves, sausages won in a months ago raffle #BratwurstDay, cumin seeds, almond milk, spiced rum #RumDay