Glimmerwhisk’s Sappy Saga
In a glade where mushrooms lie,
And unicorns roll their eyes,
Glimmerwhisk the fairy flew
With sparkly wings and not a clue.
She loved a bard named Thistle Gwain,
Who claimed he’d fought the Beast of Flame.
He hadn’t, it only tripped on a rock,
But he bragged about it round the clock.
They courted beneath the moon’s soft leer,
While the unicorns snorted with jealous sneers.
They kissed by a pond that judged them both,
And swore their love with dramatic oaths.
But bards are fickle, and often flighty,
And sappy vows are traded lightly.
She gave her heart, he gave a shrug,
Then ran away with a banshee named Bug.
Glimmerwhisk cursed his socks with flair,
And he woke as a frog with decent hair.
But revenge did not mend her broken heart,
That one cruel trick was just the start.
So in that glade, if you feel bold,
Beware the myths that fairies told.
Today's prompts from @youngliz.bsky.social, @mwplovesmusic.bsky.social and @ignorantfairy.bsky.social all seemed to align today to make this bit of whimsical, happy nonsense.
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