Kyllä kannatti lähtä oikein Kiinaan saakka kuullakseen lempikappaleita! Ihanaa!
Bara Bara bastu!
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Mitä minä just luin? 🫣 minäkö hoitsu olenkin syynä päänä Suomen tuhoon🤯 miltä kalliolta voin heittäytyä alas että Suomi pelastuu.
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Ei vaiskaan. Nyt on MJ kerännyt vääriä sieniä koriinsa.
Kyllä kelpas kun huudettiin KIKYÄ ja mitä jäi,pelkkää 💩.
Pientä pintaremonttia siis Valkoisessa Talossa? No,onhan se jo 225 vuotta vanha rakennus niin tarvitsee vähän uudistusta.
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On tämä vaan niin hienoa aikaa!( kauppaneuvos Tuuran äänellä).
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Little did anyone realize that installing a white supremacist regime full of Great Replacement Theory bullshit would be bad for the economy.
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A #sarcasmwarning should be ensued, Sir, because in this world nowadays you never know ....
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Found this useful conceptual drawing. But it's still scary to say British or Irish, bc someone *will* be offended anyway.
Dale Hansen has something important to say. And it is not sports. youtu.be/gdXRRQou4qk?...
Somewhere this was labeled adult content, but it is about kids. I think both, kids and adults MUST hear this.
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Nothing beats home, the ultimate venue to spend any occasion in. Best show, best music, free choice of food, no queing for bathroom. No strangers. #NoPlaceLikeHome
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I won't bother to do my hair - I just brush it and fasten the front so it doesn't hang on my eyes. At home I prefer ponytail. On a positive note: there's no twigs or bugs. 💇♀️
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I could read as 5yo and got a library card when I was 6. Books offer entertainment, knowledge, big vocabulary, improve your focus and let you visit infinite amount of universes. #ReadersKnowThings #NewTimelines #FactsNotFake
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Dinosaurs, dolls and magic dough are for everyone. Roam wild, take care and be creative, a human can have it all. #Equity #Equality
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Back in the day, we were running or skiing to school, uphill both ways, in rain and snowstorm at the same time. Only one toy and it was stuck inside the radiator. #HardChildhood
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Dogs and kids know - my son knew as 3yo I was going somewhere when I put my "teacher jacket" on. Cats couldn't care less. 😆😸🐕
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Self irony is a very useful ability when you're thoroughly middle-aged. Used to be young and pretty - it's good that beauty prevails 😆❤️👑
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I never make New Year resolutions. At 56, in Gloria Gaynor's words: I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces. #DontFixWhatAintBroken
#NafoFellas #KeepUpTheGoodFight
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Can we just restart the world, all these absurd news show there's sth seriously wrong? I'd rather stay in bed until it's been fixed.
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I've done my share of winter sports as a child, thanks but no thanks. No skiing on track or downhill, no skating, not even a brisk walk on crunchy snow. Sofa, coffee, a good book or knitting is the way. ☕️📖😊
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It really isn't the same to swipe a button on a touch screen. In the good old days, you could really express yourself when ending a call ☎️📞📱😏
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As 14yo, I went to my summer job after an hour's sleep. When I was 30, it was a good night if my baby slept for 3 hours. At 56, I would need extra days for rest, before and after weekend. 🤭😏😴
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Criteria for a solid password become wider every time I need to change one. In 20 years, it will have to be 30 characters plus the ten last numbers of pi. Or your first born. #&€<×@?%=♤☆
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Books, real journalism and fact check are forgotten, when we follow our own social media bubble. One day we might be gone like dinosaurs.
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So now they invented this, when I'm old enough not to care how I look? I needed this kind of head band in the 80's 🤔😡🤓
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November Blues needs no cure. Let me stay at home, in peace, and not to talk to anybody.
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Recyclecrafting?! Sorry, I don't have big glass jars, craft glue, spray paint and paper string just waiting to be reused. I got salt for the surface.
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I'm told mousecut is hot right now. Thick bangs, no layers, just what I had as 13yo. Guess if I looked like Taylor Swift or Dakota Johnson?
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Kudos to Volvo, but 😡. She must hold the belt in the picture, and we still need to do that. Why did the development stop in 1959? #ECup #SeatBeltInjury
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Why is right right, and left is something else? Scissors, knife blades, tools in general, furniture, doors - world is made for righties, though about 10% of us are lefties.
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In January, you can't miss weight loss ads. How dare they assume I want to drop 5kg, if I'm happy as I am?