Swann points at plants on the table. "Cedric, are those plants eatable?" Cedric answers "Yes, those ones are. They are often used in teas and infusions-" before being interrupted by chewing noises

"Doesn't tastes great" says Swann, a mouthful of plants. "NOT LIKE THIS IT WON'T!?" answer Cedric

Swann drinks something from a spoon, next to Cedric. Swann chokes. Cedric says "Still want to taste test my experiments?"

Cedric: "Sometimes I can't even tell if I have a husband or a trash racoon..." Swann: "I just assumed I was both"

Type of bullshit the royal sorcerer has to deal with weekly since he started dating this thing (non sharing)
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