A white fennec fox in a bathrobe holding a cup of coffee

My alarm clock was a very enthusiastic puppy. The weather? Snow. ❄️ My will to be productive? Missing, presumed frozen.

Plan: Step 1: Coffee. Step 2: Job Hunt Step 3: Convince the pup that bedroom zoomies are a crime, and that my head is not a speedway.

#SnowverIt #SendCaffeine #PuppyPoweredWakeUp

*appears online at 3pm* This raccoon is officially awake, but only in the "technical" sense. Coffee intake: critical. Motivation: buffering. #NocturnalLife #SendCaffeine

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What day is it even...

34.5 hours of direct labor tracked in three days...

Four days to go...

#somebodysedateme #sendcaffeine #helpme #amediting #amNOTsleeping