A BS TL that has explosive poop and people discussing poop

The TL delivers. I love how much we talk about #sharts #poop #undercarriages

Vibes sent. May the spirit of all the cougs protect from #sharts in the interview process and #noscrod on your resume

Rufus B Thud, Facts of Life major and alumnus of Rubonia Auxiliary Trade School (RATS), laments that kids don’t show him the proper respect.

#respect #sharts #oldman #kids #mockery

#sharts

Two video thumbnails in the YouTube phone app. The first one is a short posted 11 hours ago called "I Assumed People Changed," and it has one and a half thousand views, eight likes and zero comments. The video under it is the one it's promoting: "Humans Don't Have Wings (Radio Edit)," posted 3 days ago. That one only has 45 views, 2 likes and 2 comments. Both view counts are highlighted in yellow, and the second video's thumbnail is split into three because its uploader is using the A/B/C testing feature.

1500 views on a #YTShorts video, and only FIVE transfer to the video it's promoting because #YouTube REMOVED THE FUCKING RELATED VIDEO AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME. #Shorts? More like #Sharts!!

Watch the video: youtu.be/YJ47svdj3NM

#HumansDontHaveWings #HumansDoNotHaveWings #HDHW #NewMusic #NoAI

A holiday song for adults who should know better—and yet…

#santaclause #jollysaintnick #drunkeness #sharts #Christmas

he'd also proceed to blow up one of the convenient outhouses sitting around, not even getting anything but gas out, just absolutely depressurizing and leaving it dining afterwards... the smell of rancid deer farts embedded into the wood as he wipes and leaves it behind~
#farts #sharts

bambo's the type to rip a particularly ripe wet one and go "ooooh, that's gonna itch when it dries..."
#farts #sharts

a man in a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a sign that says " can 't touch this " ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is dancing in front of a sign that says " can 't touch this "

They're called crap catcher trousers for a reason
#sharts

Don't touch this
Der ner ner nerrrrr

#fibre #sharts

my ghost fox is only about a 2 on an emf meter surprisingly... until he lets one slip and it jumps up to a 4 (5 if it's wet and long enough)
#farts #sharts

Gonna be a lot of #sharts tagged to this show

"oh my god, i, i gotta go so bad... i didn't know if i'm gonna make it..."
*SPLLLRRRRRBBBLLLTTTTTTTTCCCHHH*
turning the corner, even seeing the throne makes him need to go more, causing his log to touch some cloth as he continues waddling~
"almost- *BLRRRRRRRTTTTTTT* -there..."
#farts #sharts

thatch housesitting for you for a day, immediately ordering and eating several four cheese pizzas, lying on your couch and letting loose~
*blllrrrrrttttttttt*
*fffffmmmmmmppppp*
*brrrrrrrmmmmmmmttttt*
"aaaaahhhhhhh~"
*glrblrplrt*
*brrrrrrrrrRRRRRPPPLLLTTCH!*
"...oh boy-"
#fetish #farts #sharts

he seats himself on a pipe, listening to his farts, sharts and liquid shit reverberate as it leaves his buddy and goes god knows where~
*ssssppplllrrrRRRRRRBBBBLLLRRRRTTTTTT*
*SPLATTERSPLAAARRRRTTTCH*
"ah, the foul sounds and smells of home~"
*blrrptcchh*
#fetish #farts #sharts #scat

that scene with archie in the bathroom except it's kyle trying to convince brett to stop barhopping while they're stuck in some dingy ass bar bathroom...
"uh-oh, allat bar food'sh aaactin *HIC*up..." *urp*
"need me to hold your ears back..?"
"dash not where is comin out..."
*SPLRRBT*
#farts #sharts

smash cut to all of the frat pack filling jars, some with farts, some sharts, hell, some are pissing and straight up shitting in em, and kyle is just squatting over his jar with his face buried in his paws over another strange day at the dog frat~
#fetish #farts #watersports #sharts #scat

"oh man, i feel a big one coming! HRRRRRRRNNNNNNGGG!"
*SPLLLLLBBBRRRRRTTTTTTCFFFFLLLLRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTCH!*
"uh, brett... that was *NOT* a fart... i might need some wet wipes... or a bath..."
"whoa, cooool! we should show the other guys~"
"wha- WHY?!"
"uuuuhhh, iunno"
#fetish #farts #sharts #scat

one pushes too hard and lets out a disgustingly wet *spbbblllllrrrrrbbbbbtttttccccchhh*
"awww dude, sounds like ya served some gravy with that one haha!" he blushes before tucking his tail between his legs and putting his paws on his cheeks, dashing to the toilet...
#fetish #farts #sharts

*sppplllltrrch!*
"bruh i don't care anymore, i gotta shit like, *now*!"
*FLAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTSPLOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHBRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTdripdripdrip...*
"...holy shit brett... that poor sink..."
#fetish #farts #sharts #scat

"here, maybe this'll help~ hnnng!"
*PLAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPPPPTTTTTCCCCHHHH*
*crrrkkkkkleBLORTFLRT*
"oooohhhh that's good~"
*SPLRSPLRSPLRRRRBBBBBBTTTTTT*
"there we go, i think *that* left a mark~ have fun finding em roomie~"
#fetish #farts #sharts #scat #soiling

"here's a smell that *won't* wash off!~" he says as he pulls out mid piss and hoses me down, soaking me in musky urine, punctuating it by coming around and sharting on my face, really rubbing it in before he goes back to fucking the literal shit out of me...
#fetish #nsfw #scat #watersports #sharts

Can anyone outshine father modig

I think not.

It's an ecumenical miracle

#Sundayconfession

#farts
#sharts

Amen 🙏

The Byzantium Hippopotamus #biocard. More stuff at: sifillis.com

#books #book #illustration #illustrationart #hippo #hippos #hippopotamus #hippopotamuses #hippopotami #brad #zine #zines #90s #vcr #vhs #90szine #byzantium #farts #farting #fart #shart #sharts #sharting #indieauthor #GIJoe #soda

Two cards from the Sifillis Tarotting Deck.

#tarot #tarotcard #tarotcards #tarotreader #tarotreading #tarotreadings #tarotfalı #TAROTSANJIEN #tarotwithsekai #tarotspread #tarotspreads #tarotart #illustrationart #books #bookboost #indieauthor #puppet #weird #wierd #sharts #fart #meditation #booksky

I can't take it anymore 😂
Are 18 days on my butt and scrotch.
These undrewear are for sale starting at 50€/$ + shipping costs!
If you are interested, comment! It's an auction!
Are very smelly!

#underwearforsale #underwear #briefs #musk #skid #sharts #dirty #farts #malefarts

#farts #sharts #pantypoo #messing #farting #lesbianfart #fartstory #mgs #facesitting #facefarting #lesbianfacefarting

Candid shot of Fissure. More puppety fun can be found at sifillis.com!

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