Shelf Warriors #1 variant cover version IRL

Oh and I got my final proofs back! Variant cover version (by @eldritchgts.com) is a go! You'll be able to buy either one you want from IndyPlanet #shelfwarriors

I ordered two copies, to make sure

This double page spread came to me in a VISION and now that vision is REALITY. Kind of. I mean it's still a comic book

Guys I made a comic book holy shit

SHELF WARRIORS REAL!! the test batch just arrived from Ka-Blam and it looks great! Aaaaaaaaa #shelfwarriors

(title) READER MAIL Your burning questions, answered! (caption) "Do you think Sonia would try to dress Hithui and Olindé up in cute doll clothes? -chocolatejr9" (Sonia) hi, we're the cast of "shelf warriors!" thanks for your great question. we've actually been in script meetings with gamesized about just that! (captions) Ralphinia Minutehand "Sonia" Tennessee Frakes "Hithui" Perpetua Q. Jonquil III "Olindé" (Hithui) I have a "no maid uniforms" rider in my contract! (Olindé) I've really got to stop skipping those... (caption) "How did you get the infinitesimally small fingerprints to look so good?! Toe prints when??? 👀 -Trinket" (Olindé) That was all thanks to LeafyBush7! They made something called an imprint plane in Blender, out of something else called geometry nodes. Please don't ask me what that means, i just work here. Bonus fact: the production team scaled me up instead of shrinking sonia for this shot! that was a fun day. and speaking of toe prints... (caption) "Are Olindé's feet going to have a more pivotal role in the story going forward. I think there's a lot of depth we're not exploring here. -#1 Olindé Fan" (Hithui) ugh, put that away. or at least don't show it off for free. (sfx) SIGH. (Olindé) I'm giving the people what they want! you know what this is? it's job security. (sfx) FOOT! (caption) Join us next issue for more reader mail! that's not a promise, it's a threat.

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an Olinde Meme I made

got a busy day today but I do plan to drop something #shelfwarriors later on. because it's Shelf Warrior Sunday, you see

variant cover image by EldritchGTS

SHELF WARRIORS issue #1 variant cover by @eldritchgts.com #sizesky #shelfwarriors #shrunkenwoman #giantess #comic

"18+ Adults Only Shrinking Fantasy Comic SHELF WARRIORS by GameSized and Eddiegiantman #1"

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(sfx) SSSSSSH (Hithui) Ugh... (Hithui, thinking) Was I out LONG this time? (sfx) SSSSSSH (Hithui) HUH?! (Olindé) OH-! AHHH...! Pr-princess! You're awake! (Sonia) Stop squirming! I haven't even PUT IT IN yet. God damn girl, you're wetter than a firehose down there! Horny little FREAK. (sfx on faucet, vertical) FSSSSSSSSSH (Olindé) The giant is just, uhh, helping me WASH UP! Would you believe she's NOT SO BAD? (caption) Next issue: BATHING BEAUTIES AND BACKSTORIES!

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(sfx) WHOOSH PLOPPP! (Hithui) Ughhhh... (sfx) JIGGLE. (Sonia) That was a hell of a thing. Weirdest shit I've experienced since- ...EVER. You're comin' with me, girlie pop. (sfx) REACH! (Sonia) You too, FUNKO POP. (Olindé) Why does that sound INSULTING? What is a "phun-koe paup?" (Sonia) I think I agree, we COMPLETELY got off on the wrong foot. I'm SONIA. It's nice to meet you. (Olindé) At last, something happens which makes SENSE! I am called OLINDÉ, and would you mind holding me just a bit TIGHTER? Your hand is rather comfortable! (Sonia) What, this again? (sfx on Hithui) Zzz. (Olindé) No, she's really asleep...

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(Hithui) Ahh... I'll never get the hang of that. What happened? (sfx) SCRATCH SCRATCH (Hithui) I was using the CRYSTAL to make myself large enough to NEGOTIATE with that giant woman who was accosting... (sfx) !! (Hithui) Olindé, there you are! Why are you so SMALL? (Olindé) Welcome back, your highness! I'm afraid the CRYSTAL got the better of you again. (Hithui) I see... and WHERE is the giant? (Olindé) About that! You rather, um, SHRANK HER, highness. She is here upon my FINGERTIP. (Hithui) Overdid it again-- (sfx) WWWWWWWWWWWW (Hithui) Aagh! (sfx, sustained) WWWWWWWWWWWW (sfx) POP! (Hithui) Oh-!!

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(sfx) LOOM (Hithui, enchanted) WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOU NOW... (Olindé, thinking) The poor girl is INNOCENT, yet Hithui may shrink her away into NOTHING! We can't wait for the princess to return to her senses on her own. (sfx) BUMP. (Olindé, thinking) This began when she hit her head on the ceiling... I know what to do. (Olindé) PRINCESS! Look out for the BIRD!! (sfx) GASP! (Hithui, enchanted) WHERE?! (sfx) TURN! (sfx) BONK! GLOWWWW- (Hithui, enchanted) OOF! (Olindé) Uwaaaah!!

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(Hithui, enchanted) MY BRAVE KNIGHT... (sfx) SMMMMOOCH! (sfx) LIIIIICK (Olindé) OOAH-!! AAH! HH- (Olindé, internally) again??? (Olindé) Princess, WAIT! This is dangerous! We can NOT lose our heads here! (sfx) GASP! (Olindé, thinking) The shrunken giant in my hand! She kept SHRINKING! (sfx) open! (Olindé, thinking) Oh, no!! My elf eyes can barely make her out in between my FINGERPRINTS! (Sonia) !! (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: ??? Infinitesimal

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(sfx) GLOWWWWW PINCH!! (Olindé) WHAT?! (Hithui, enchanted) MINE. (sfx) YANK! (Olindé) No! Princess, be CAREFUL! (sfx) GLOWWWWWWW (Hithui, enchanted) I WANT TO PLAY TOO. (Olindé, thinking) It's the CRYSTAL! It's affecting her MIND! She's out of control! The crystal is USING HER, not the other way around! (sfx) GLOWWWWW

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(Olindé) Well met! Hello down there. I think we could stand to renegotiate our INTRODUCTIONS. (sfx) glowwwww (Olindé) This ought to be FUN. (sfx) PINCH. SQUIRM! (Olindé) What wonders...! The skills of the Princess never cease to impress. Oh you needn't fear, TINY ONE. I'll be gentler with you than you--

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(sfx) GLOWWWWWW (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: 6.3 inches size of an action figure (Sonia) This is a nightmare... right? (sfx) GLOWWWWWW (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: 4.6 inches size of a golf tee (Sonia) AAAAAHH! HELP!! (sfx) TRIP! (Sonia) Uwaaah-! (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: 2.3 inches size of a guitar pick (Sonia) Ughhh... what the hell did I trip on? (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: 1.1 inches size of a paper clip (sfx) LOOM (caption) CURRENT HEIGHT: 0.5 inches size of a fingernail (Sonia) Yep, fuck me...

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(Hithui, enchanted) ALL. SHALL. BE. MINE. (Sonia, quite small) !

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(Sonia) "owe-" "lynn-" "day?" Ahh! you mean HER? (sfx) GLOWWWWW (Sonia) Of course, so sorry! (sfx) PUT! (Sonia) There! She's all yours. What are you still looking at me like that for- (sfx) GLOWWWWW (Sonia) OH my GOD. (sfx) SHRINK-! (Sonia) This can't be happening... (Hithui, enchanted) YOU, TOO, ARE MINE. (sfx) GLOWWWWW

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(sfx) BUMP. GLOWWWWWW (Hithui) Oooh-! (Sonia, thinking) A GIANT WOMAN! Because the TINY one wasn't enough. Fuck me I guess. (sfx) CRASH--! (Sonia) Holy shit... (Hithui, enchanted) OLINDÉ IS MINE. (Olindé) Um! She means PLATONICALLY, to be sure...

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(sfx) SMACK! (Sonia) FIRST RULE! No more broken glass! I'm barefoot over here, use your head. You should have a harder time breaking this jar, by the way. It's much thicker. God, I sound just like some supervillain. Kinda making me FEEL like a supervillain. (Olindé) RELEASE ME!! (Sonia) This is unreal. SECOND rule. You stay on my shelf when I put you on my shelf, warrior- (sfx) CRASH! GLOWWWWWWWW (Sonia) Ohyougottabekiddingme-

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(caption) MEANWHILE, on the floor behind some magazines... (Hithui, thinking) It would appear I have but ONE choice. I'd enjoy having MORE than one choice some time, for a change. It's not even technically a CHOICE really, when you only have the one to choose. Olindé... that woman is going to be the DEATH of me. All of this is because she had to come along. I should have left her behind as soon as we escaped the castle grounds. But I'm so SELFISH. (sfx) SIGH... unclasp~ (Hithui, thinking) I should remove my armor now, so it doesn't get damaged. I won't be needing it. (caption) After a moment. (sfx) PUT! (Hithui, thinking) Ready to go. I hope I don't say anything stupid this time... (sfx) GLOWWWW

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(sfx) BONK~! (Olindé) OOF!! (Sonia) GOTCHA! I knew you'd try that. (Olindé, thinking) a JAR??? (Olindé, thinking) I underestimated HER! Now I'm trapped like some specimen! What's she planning to DO WITH ME? (sfx on Olindé) pant. pant. (Sonia) Looks like we're gonna have to set a couple GROUND RULES.

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(sfx) CRASHHHH-! (Olindé, thinking) ELF SKIN DOESN'T SCAR!! (caption) secret orcish fighting technique: BATTERING RAM! Let yourself be the hammer of the underworld! (sfx) whoosh. (Olindé) Huh?

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(caption) secret Orcish fighting technique: PLAY DEAD. All combat is deception! (Olindé, thinking) Have I been taken to some kind of DUNGEON? No, the walls are covered in mildew and this bed of stones is damp. Seems this room is regularly FILLED WITH WATER and then drained. This is no holding cell... ...it's an EXECUTION CHAMBER! No doubt she knows about the CRYSTAL TEARDROP, if she means to threaten me with death. ESCAPE is my only option! (sfx) LIFT! (Olindé, thinking) She's made ONE MISTAKE. Just one, but that's all I need. She's UNDERESTIMATED THE BEAUTIFUL OLINDÉ! Only a GREAT FOOL would endeavor to trap an Elven warrior within a prison made of GLASS! That's because-

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(Sonia) What am I saying. One is enough. YOU are lucky I didn't get around to buying a new FISH this year, lil' lady. This should be safe for you. (sfx) fluorescent hummmmm~ (Sonia) Kind of a small hole... careful... in you go... Dunno why I'm TALKING TO YOU, sorry. I know you're asleep, I'm just high. (Sonia) Well uh. There you go, I guess. Mi fishtank, su casa, and all that. (sfx) fluorescent hum~ (Sonia) Me too, girlie. This is weird for both of us. (sfx) z. (Sonia) Wow... Wait a minute, you're GORGEOUS. You probably get hit on by all the little tiny men wherever you're from. Maybe you can introduce me to one, maybe the man of my dreams is six inches tall. Or the WOMAN. God, this glass is filthy. Sorry if it STINKS in there. (Sonia) Now then, time to find my GLASSES. Oh, there they are. (Olindé, thinking) She fell for it!

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(sfx) DING! (Sonia, thinking) Oh, CRAP. Have I been sexually assaulting someone live on stream? That's gotta be TOS. I'm glad my back was turned, at least! Whatever happens next probably shouldn't be BROADCASTED. (Sonia) Hey, sorry about this you guys. I gotta end the stream early. Something... uh, a FAMILY EMERGENCY came up. Yeah. (Sonia, reading chat) "Is this related to the rodent you just sat on." (Sonia) AHHAHA~! Sorry I mean no. This is- (ahem) ...FINE I have guests over and I need to make sure an international incident doesn't break out between the United States and fuckin' LILLIPUT. Okay? (sfx) zzz. (Sonia, reading chat) "Can you elaborate on that." (Sonia) ...NO! (sfx) wwww... (Sonia) Stream over! (sfx) CLICK. (sfx) GLOWWWWWWWW (Sonia) Okay, it's just us now. Hold up... weren't there TWO of you?

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(dramatic effect: a film reel counting down directly behind Sonia's head. In the final panel it becomes footage of a nuclear bomb exploding) (Sonia, internally) ... .... ..... SHE'S NOT A TOY. THIS IS A REAL, TINY, PERSON!!

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(sfx) YOINK! FWIII~P (Olindé) Uhnn-! (Sonia) Guess they don't make 'em like they used to. (sfx on Olindé) PANT-PANT (Sonia, continued) What the- why is it MOIST? Eew... (sfx) DRIP! (Olindé, thinking) Aenors above, she's using forbidden EROTIC INTERROGATION techniques! And she's GOOD at it, too! I'm on the verge... of... (sfx) PANT... PANT... (Olindé) You'll never make me... talk... (sfx) Zzz-! ...Zzz... (Sonia) Huh, pubic hair too. They don't usually have that. (Sonia) They don't usually orgasm and then fall asleep in my hand, either!

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(sfx) POKE. (Sonia) Oh I left a FIGURE out. Typical. ...Where did I buy this one again? (Olindé) Oof-! (Sonia) Oh it's soft! Almost feels REAL. Is it silicone? Was this a gift from my chat? (sfx) TWIST! (Sonia) articulation is good, no visible seams... (sfx) GENTLE TURN! (Sonia) Yeah, gotta be silicone. Must have been damn EXPENSIVE. (Olindé) ...! (Sonia) My stoned ass TRULY can't remember where I got you from, lil' figure... (sfx) YANK! (Olindé, thinking) This is BIZARRE. The golden-haired GIANT has mistaken me for a toy of her own! But- (sfx) BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM (Olindé, thinking) But even though I've been in greater danger than this before... ...Why does my HEART POUND now like it never has? (Sonia) Ooh, tiny painted NIPPLES! ya hardly see that at this scale. What are you, one-twelfth? (sfx) RIP!! SNAP~! (Sonia) Ah shit. (sfx) BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM BA~DUM (Olindé) Ahh...! (Olindé, thinking) MY BREASTS!! She can see how sweaty and dirty they are! ...why do I care about THAT of all things?

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(sfx) WHAT. (Sonia) ...the fuck? (sfx) sliii~de (sfx) wiggle wriggle (sfx) CRASH (Hithui) Eek! (Olindé) Uh, o-oh... ah. Ah. (Olindé, internally) Who's panicking? Not me. Your hand is. Ahh, Very warm, GODDESS. May-may I call you 'Goddess?' ...Sorry. (Olindé, internally) Please don't let go. (sfx) GRIP!

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(Olindé, thinking) WAIT! She isn't moving at all! That means... (sfx) WHAM!! (Olindé, thinking) I'M STUCK TO THE BACK OF THE GIANT?! No way!! The sweat from both of our bodies! It's trapped me! But that can't be... I'm six feet tall and weigh hundreds of pounds!* (caption) *TRANSLATED FROM ELVEN UNITS OF MEASUREMENT -G.S. (Olindé, thinking) It wouldn't matter that she's colossal, this only makes sense if my body is as light and SMALL as an elfling's TOY! Could it be we've shru-- (sfx) LOOOOOM (Olindé, thinking) OH NO! Her big hand is coming right for me!!

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(sfx) CRUSHHHH~H (Sonia) Thanks again for the GIFT SUBS, everybody!! That's enough stretching for now. (Olinde) My axe...! Can't-! reach-! (Hithui) Olindé, listen to me. (sfx) GLOWWWWW (Hithui) I don't have to tell you we're in a tight spot. We cannot afford to lose focus, not now. I may have to call upon the Teardrop's POWER. Do you trust me? (Olinde) Unconditionally, your highness. (Olinde) But why... (sfx) STARE! ...are you getting FARTHER AWAY?

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