a man in a tutu is dancing in front of a group of people in a park . ALT: a man in a tutu is dancing in front of a group of people in a park .

Me reading the accepted article email #shitacademicssay #shitacademicsdo

Will there be an encore? Should we sacrifice Famous Prof to Man with Book for the greater good? Weekend dilemmas. #ShitAcademicsDo

(Oddly it's available for checking out in all of them.) Entire department now gets 100 identical emails in 30m. #ShitAcademicsDo Impressive

Set up automated availability alerts from 3 university libraries to notify everyone in department that The Book exists. #ShitAcademicsDo

Too conventional. Man with Book offers to meet Famous Prof anywhere to discuss idea, cc entire department #ShitAcademicsDo Game still weak.

Man with Book mass mails entire department precis of The Book attaching faintly encouraging letter from former president. #ShitAcademicsDo

How does Man With Book get Famous Prof to return his cold calls? A play in hopefully not too many acts. #ShitAcademicsDo @AcademicsSay