In einer #Telko zu rülpsen ist ja nicht dramatisch
Aber auch nur bis man merkt, dass man das Mikro an hat
#ShitHappens
#ShitHappens. Especially when you start shit.
This day is a real bad one for me. Being late a couple times for work had my new and strict shift manager warn me that they are filing a report against me. And I'm pretty sure my best friend is not going to talk to me anymore. The combination had me crying in the breakroom.
#shithappens
Or sooner. If one or both of the principals in this war effort decided to croak. #ShitHappens
Komuna garbitu ondorengo kakaldia #ShitHappens
So how's your week going? Mine is going specfuckingtacular! I got a package stolen, some prescriptions in limbo and to top it off a lovely jury duty summons! :D among other things~°•
#badweek #venting #shithappens #iguess #burntout #burnout #ronswanson #angy
Heeft buikgriep gehad #shithappens
Oh wll, #shithappens
Well of course you did. #ShitHappens
#shithappens they had ample time to move out!
I was cooking dinner so hard I actually forgot I had a bladder. New "Life Hack": If you’re too busy deglazing the pan to leave the kitchen, the floor is right there.
10/10 meal, 0/10 dry pants ratio. Follow for more pro cooking tips. 🧑🍳
#kitchenhazards #shithappens #cookingfails
Drawing of Mickey Mouse killed by a mouse trap, captioned "shit happens"
Just when he got released from copyright prison...
#mickeymouse #disney #mouse #mousetrap #shithappens #comedy #humour #satire #copyright #copyleft #anticapitalism
Kreml påstod först att de erövrat hela Myrnohrad, men ryska försvarsministeriet fick sen gå ut och dra tillbaka påståendet. #shithappens
www.uawire.org/russian-stat... #StandWithUkraine #SlavaUkraini #ryssland #säkpol #föpol
#shithappens stupid voters voted their for their own demise!
"Forecasting is really difficult business; our forecasts are often wrong. It is what it is." – #RBA Chief Economist, Sarah Hunter.
She basically said, "💩 happens". 🤣
Definitely got our $750m pa worth – a near-doubling in 5 years.
#auspol #YouHadOneJob #ShitHappens
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Bath time for Mr. Poopy butt! Today he had multiple accidents so he gets a quick bath before bed! Then straight to his heated blanket 😋🤣🐈⬛💩 #bathtime #shithappens #pets #cats #fyp
So...Geht gut los heute...
Kann nur besser werden 😄
#ShitHappens
Maybe no moth lessons for the students but perhaps more important life lessons instead for them #mothmatters #shithappens !
El martes pasado no era mi día 🤣 ( se movió el pajarete antes de hora).
#fotofail #mrtcapture #shithappens #naturephotography #pajaros #birds
#gay #fetish #gif #pigprod #shithappens #redhock #ff #fisting #cock #ass #balls #blowjob #ballsstretcher #pa #princealbert #poppers #punk #skin #bleachedjeans #bleacher #bald #face #trailer #filthy #rugged
And that...made my day on so many levels.
#shithappens
It's called being "human." #shithappens I wouldn't knock yourself too hard for it.
Nå... det gik lidt i fisk i dag... 🧐 Samsung har desværre en mani med at fæstne frontkamera med en resin der kan være temmelig strid at få til at slippe. Så det gik i udu... 😔 Nyt kamera bestilt - men lander tidligst fredag. Tak Odin at kunde tog forsinkelse med ro... #ShitHappens
#auspol
Kindly don't vote 1 for war and conscription.
Conscription will be the only way they could muster an army.
#shithappens