sitting on my ass
where's that wench with my coffee
alright I'll get up
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that's not true good Sir
I do haiku sometimes too
I am multitudes
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I did not sleep well /
in fact i didn’t sleep at all /
I’m gonna nap now
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i don’t want to work
i just want to play blogs with
all my friends online
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radioactive
just like a shrimp in a store
i hope it fries rice
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we really should start
peeing on other people
it's not you, it's me
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pissing all alone
solitary streams of gold
handsome and pissing
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yes, hulk hogan died
he sucked till the very end
good riddance racist
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shitpost, baby steps
tiptoe thru the pocalypse
every stupid thought
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no jokes left in me
but everytime i say that
i think of new posts
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i'm at the doctors
i say my ass hurts, he says
show me that butthole
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i just farted and
now i have to tell you all;
social media
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could we maybe not
bomb the middle east for like
a single decade
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i want a pretzel
i get my pretzel and i
dropped it. crashing out.
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shit posting feels good
it helps me get dumb thoughts out
so i can have more
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