Expectation: giant hug. Reality: keychain with fur. 🧸😂#usm
Ordered a “life-sized” teddy bear online. Imagined movie-scene cuddles. What arrived was a plush toy the size of my hand. I now sleep holding it, pretending it’s ironic. My friends think it’s cute… I think it’s betrayal.Expectation: giant hug. Reality: keychain with fur.
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Cart Trouble (Pulled Left, Gave Up Right) open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
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#RelatableHumor
#RetailHumor
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#ShoppingFails
#GroceryStoreDrama
#ComedyWriting
#EverydayComedy
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#ExpressLaneDrama
#SelfCheckoutBlues
The Grocery Store Olympics: Cart Malfunctions and Ethical Crises
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
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The Grocery Store Olympics: Cart Malfunctions and Ethical Crises
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Leather choker with large spikes from Etsy suggested for a Mother's Day gift.
Someone might want to check on the Etsy algorithm for Mother's Day suggestions. Jfc. #Etsy #etsyfail #badsuggestions #mothersdaygifts #leather #shoppingfails #inappropriategifts
Welp, so much for that dress we ordered from #ColdwaterCreek for a fancy wedding next weekend -- website shows it as "awaiting payment" and paypal shows it as having been canceled a week after we placed the order. Too bad they didn't bother to let us know. #shoppingfails
