#slofics
lysiclaude then and lysiclaude now
not quite the first but the oldest one i still like is this one: first and last
archiveofourown.org/works/22669318
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The southern border had been a hotbed of spies and traitors for years. Lysithea would have preferred to clean it up earlier, but vultures always circled the area, under the thin guise of "protecting their own." In an ideal world, the villagers would have proved them wrong, holding firm their allegiances to Ordelia, no matter the tongue they spoke. But their choice, when push came to shove, was kissing the same boots that crushed their compatriots in exchange for a few petty privileges. Very well. If those things thought themselves kin with the vultures, they would be treated as such. "Do hurry up," she told the Sorcery Corps. "We have more to clear before sundown." They'd cross the border if they were allowed to evacuate. Considering the advantage they'd gained in commerce over the past few years, their money would surely go straight to the imperial army. As if Adrestia hadn't robbed Ordelia enough, she thought bitterly, watching her subordinates line the populace up along the river bank, eyes covered, hands above heads. Among these blindfolded creatures, there were only traitors and future traitors. Interrogations? Trials? Luxuries during wartime. Removal was faster. She disliked unnecessary killing, but this was more than necessary. It was logical. Efficient. Saved resources. "All clear," Lysithea called out. Mages struck simultaneously with lightning, resonating down this stretch of the riverbank. Rainbow illuminated droplets from the splash. Carcasses drifted south, towards their true homeland. Another border secured, she thought, as they walked towards the next village.
#goldendeerweek2025 #slofics #fe3h
so i decided to write "golden deer breaks every clause in the in-universe equivalent of the geneva conventions" fic and chapter 1 is lysithea doing ethnic cleansing on adrestian speakers in her territory because of course it is
archiveofourown.org/works/687380...
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"I'm honored, but… I dunno if I'm qualified for this." You tilted your head at Cyril, the document offering the position of foreign minister still in hand. Sure, he probably wouldn't ever get to retire if he accepted, but you were willing to cover all expenses and living costs to make up for it. "Why not," you asked. --- get regimepilled byleth & cyril + cyril & claude but cyril does not like claude's bitch ass post-vw, background lysiclaude general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
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"all governments suck. except for the one that gives me a job that i can't be fired from and covers all my living costs" -cyril
archiveofourown.org/works/68707301
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my fics are either cute critter shenanigans or lysithea inventing white on white racism, guess which is which from the titles,
let's go for a ride in mama's mouth: archiveofourown.org/works/68597856
how to eradicate barbarism: archiveofourown.org/works/68650526
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dead dove fic where byleth sexually tortures, humiliates, and mutilates all the male noble students after winning the war. not sure if it's ship fic because byleth doesn't actually feel anything for them as she does that shit
archiveofourown.org/works/678719...
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"It took me less than one year to finish what you couldn't in five." --- strike the head byleth & edelgard, byleth & dimitri post-cf, mid-am byleth stages a coup teen, ficlet choose not to warn
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"i lied. i do not have infinite love and patience for my students fucking around and doing stupid shit because i am, in fact, a human being. give me your fucking position as leader"
archiveofourown.org/works/66800017
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History would write that the Leicester Alliance met its end at the Battle of Gronder, but Ordelia did not. It would also write that Lysithea von Ordelia was the one responsible for their demise, that she was a traitor and spy who fed the Resistance Army all the information they needed to strengthen themselves, at the cost of her own nation and comrades. She didn't regret it. Not one bit. --- honour thy mentor, love thy pupil 00. kill with a borrowed knife lysithea & f!byleth claude/lysithea + f!byleth/m!shez silver snow canon divergence major character death
#fe3h #lysiclaude #shezleth #slofics
fic where resistance army is a not very nice guerilla militia that fucks over the kingdom and alliance in the process of fighting the empire
lysithea acts as a spy and betrays claude, because byleth is her life mentor and role model and it's chicks before dicks
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"Make them bleed! Make them bleed!" "Co-existence is no longer an option! Our only path forward is through the battlefield!" "Glory to the martyrs! Glory to the Adrestian Empire!" --- battle cries fódlan history focus featuring in-universe incitement and war propaganda general audiences, ficlet choose not to warn
#fe3h #slofics
ficlet about how the various wars in fódlan might have begun
archiveofourown.org/works/66407764
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It wasn't possible to create a world that satisfied all three, and so, neither of you could be free as long as they existed. That was her theory. --- desire prison m!shez/f!byleth killing the lords and fucking next to their corpses in the zahras mature, ficlet dubcon, side character death
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shez and byleth should be allowed to kill all three lords and fuck next to their corpses, as a treat
archiveofourown.org/works/66232027
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/tttt/ouch grass (or, the inescapable spectre of intrasexual competition and internet brainrot)
yeah that's the title. it's about lysithea and claude discussing (dunking on) the petty annoying aspects of online trans culture
archiveofourown.org/works/66116443
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"The whole time you were growing up, you never knew you had a Crest. You were free." Free. Were you free? Was it freedom to kill on behalf of whoever paid and see colleagues become corpses every battle? --- freedom to, freedom from, freedom of byleth & sylvain tackling the end of that b support general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
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"the audacity of this bitch"
-commoner who grew up wandering from place to place and was on the battlefield since preteens hearing a literal noble say that she had it good
archiveofourown.org/works/65807152
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"Say, Teach, if you could choose between being a Crestless noble and being a Crested commoner, which would you pick?" --- nonequivalent exchange byleth & claude byleth is a commoner general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
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i will keep hammering in that byleth is a commoner who lived a difficult life until the overt noble woobification stops,
archiveofourown.org/works/65789398
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Still, many of her classmates had hoped that the battles would result in some camaraderie between the two crowds, just as they'd grown closer over the school year five years ago, but. "Do you fuckers have nothing better to do? If the way we do things piss you off, go pray to the goddess to make us change our minds— but we're not taking orders from idiots who aren't even the ones paying us." "That's the excuse? There's a war to win, and you only care about money?" "What else do are we supposed to care about? We're not risking our lives every battle so we can go back home broke." As it turned out, the threat of death only made them hate each other more. --- "we wish no harm to the generals, our enemy is your footsoldiers" claude/lysithea feat. alliance and church troops teen, 1.8k choose not to warn (features some very nasty insults)
#fe3h #lysiclaude #slofics
the alliance and church troops are fightingggggggg
archiveofourown.org/works/65626228
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"Say, Teach. Does the Church really /need/ a bunch of students to do detective work for them?" --- i'm probably god but i have a job so idrc about that rn byleth & claude church of seiros as a workplace ™ general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
"How much are you going to pay me." "Huh?" --- dude where's my money byleth & claude the one where byleth wants to be paid for their work post-ts general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
"You're telling me the complaint I sent in five months ago is still in the queue." The curia secretary nodded the least enthusiastic nod you'd ever seen in your life. "You'll be notified when it goes through. Please be patient." Was also what you'd heard the last ten times. --- look at our institutions' organizational structures dawg we are never getting a better fódlan byleth & lords fódlan has no competent gov'ts general audiences, ficlet no archive warnings
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fire emblem three houses can be a workplace comedy if you really want it to be
1: archiveofourown.org/works/65526955
2: archiveofourown.org/works/65615155
3: archiveofourown.org/works/65619667
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can't even sleep on floor beds now, because of woke
(that's the title)
archiveofourown.org/works/65111035
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fic from last year about baby wyvern claude and baby rabbit lysithea going to a spring festival in ordelian rabbit village. also claude thinks rabbits hatch from prize eggs
archiveofourown.org/works/54895903
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"Anything, if you'll live." --- jigar tala claude/lysithea the one where lysithea has to eat claude's liver to cure her condition mature, ficlet graphic depictions of violence
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never shared this here so. lysiclaude cannibalisn
archiveofourown.org/works/54063544
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When you joined the Church, you did not sign up to be held responsible for your superiors turning into beasts and going on a rampage that could easily have destroyed the continent. --- middle management post-silver snow, mob POV a.k.a. the consequences of your superiors fucking up, dying, and leaving you to clean up the mess general audiences, 1.5k choose not to warn
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post-silver snow fic featuring mid-ranked church of seiros clergy who didn't sign up for any of this shit and are dreading their next meeting with byleth as a result
archiveofourown.org/works/64738891
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"Get off that seat," her voice repeated, loud and clear enough to vanquish doubt the previous statement was an accidental outburst. "If this is the best plan you have, get off that seat and crawl on all fours on the floor." It was as though time itself was suspended for the next few moments. Not only did none speak, none dared to move. "I don't have all day, Claude. Come up with something that won't kill everyone in my territory, or start fucking crawling." --- ritual sacrifice claude/lysithea lysithea being toxic and humiliating claude in front of their friends teen, ficlet choose not to warn
#fe3h #lysiclaude #slofics
lysithea von ordelia hype and aura moments (and by hype and aura i mean toxic and abusive)
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#fe3h #slofics #lysiclaude #lysiclaudeflashex25
catnip(ple)s, teen (for @kataphrakttt.bsky.social): archiveofourown.org/works/63433858
otaku level 228, general audiences (for @denpring.bsky.social): archiveofourown.org/works/63469975
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did you think it was over? it's not, here are exchange ficlets
just exist and be happy, explicit (for @sunsalute.bsky.social): archiveofourown.org/works/63267508
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don't like, don't buy (steel is not the only metal that kills) claude/lysithea contains illustration teen, ficlet choose not to warn --- "We'll bleed them dry," Lysithea declared. "It's what they deserve. If they love killing each other so much, they need to pay for it until they can't." With their lives, of course, but with gold, too; with the power to make their own choices and control their circumstances. With their future and freedom.
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originally written for an exchange but i like it a lot + art (by @sethkiel.bsky.social) i comm'd came just in time so it's a birthday fic now.
yes this is another "leicester does war profiteering" fic what else did you expect from me
archiveofourown.org/works/54306730
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next up: devil may cry inspired au feat. half-demon claude and full demon lysithea. banger art by nuyokai. i also requested that lysithea's horns be shaped like the crest of charon and i really like the result
archiveofourown.org/works/63487510
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lysithea birthday fics part 1: this leicester under almyran rule + lysiclaude arranged marriage au. for the accompanying illustration i requested clothes inspired by 15th-16th ottoman empire, i'm very happy with how it turned out
archiveofourown.org/works/63491809
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The Resistance Army was classified terrorists by the Empire, with joining considered treason and punishable by death. Even in the Kingdom and Alliance, the nobles were wary of the militia claiming to fight in the goddess' name. --- demons are but maligned gods byleth-centric, silver snow "resistance army is the polite way to describe an insurgent militia" verse teen, ficlet choose not to warn
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are you sick of your lord using the war as an excuse to tax your town to death? have you ever wanted to kidnap and blackmail a government official? is guerilla warfare and terrorism your calling? come join the garreg mach resistance army today!
archiveofourown.org/works/62760331
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We brought civilization and light of the goddess to those northern barbarians who slaughtered your family, yet you chose them and left us to rot! See, we've changed, we are no longer the barbarians you once fought. You never did much for us, and we never did much for you. --- eldest middle youngest (millennia of contradictions) rhea & edelgard, dimitri, claude, byleth general audiences, ficlet choose not to warn
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i did it i summarized my interpretation of why intra-fódlan political dynamics are Like That™ in 400 words
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from 2020: archiveofourown.org/works/23535172
good to see i already Understood™ the petty resentful bitch nature of lysithea back then,
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