I don’t need an emotional support dog, i need a social support dog. So i don’t have to interact with people in public. #sociallyawkward #smalltalksucks

On the way to the airport. Is it bad that I am delighted to have an unchatty taxi driver?
#smalltalksucks

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Uber needs to have a "no small talk" option when booking. I would absolutely pay extra if I didn't have to listen to someone tell me their entire life story. I'm paying you to drive, that's it.

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#smalltalksucks
#letmereadinpeace