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“Do you know what platitude means?”
“A platypus’s attitude?”

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I'd tell to eat a dick but they'll like that. 🤣😂 So instead, take a swim in the Miami River. I heard it's poisonous and will turn you into the Simpsons 3eyed fish.

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2dayz;”Yup~yup, Datz Me!!” 🙋‍♀️😵👀💯🎤✔️👌👍💋✌️🖕👏🤷‍♀️ #Iamme #yupyup #thatsme #periodtttpooh #thisisme #justme #allofme #livingmybestlife #howyoudoing #IamwhoIam #IamwhoIsayIam #fyp #ijs #smartalec

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🤔 I’m thinking smarty. #sarcasm #sarcastichumor #smartypants #smartalec #humor

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'Adenovirus'? #smartalec

Get well soon old chap, plenty of soup and trash TV!!

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Asked Lily which day would she like to be "sweet" day. "Everyday!" #smartalec

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Asked Lily which day would she like to be "sweet" day. "Everyday!" #smartalec

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