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1 day ago

Slipstream (1989) In the near future, where Earth has been devastated by man's pollution and giant winds rule the planet, bounty hunter Matt kidnaps a murderer out of the hands of two police officers, planning to get t...

Luke Skywalker AND Salieri? This movie's got it all!

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2 days ago

Hijack (1999) A prestigious senator and the passengers on board a train are kidnapped by a militia group.

Finishing the Smithee class of 2005 with a Die Hard. On a train!

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3 days ago

Star Portal (1997) An alien from a race dying of a disease crashes on Earth and assumes the body of a human. She then precedes to take blood from other humans to send back to her planet. Things get complicated when she ...

No, it's not celebrities vs. GLaDOS.

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1 week ago

Inhumanoid (1996) A family of three is travelling in space, when they encounter a stranded spaceship. They manage to pull out one survivor (Grieco) who's in shock. However, when the father goes on to investigate the sh...

It's all Grieco to me.

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1 week ago

Orochi, the Eight-Headed Dragon (1994) After killing his brother, Prince Yamato is banished from his father's kingdom until he can bring his dangerous powers under control. On his journey, he meets and joins with the magical priestess Oto,...

Takeru Yamato - what a wonderful phrase! It means bad movies, for the rest of your days..

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1 week ago

Legion of the Night (1995) A deadly squad of C.Z.A.s (Cybernetic Zombie Assassins) holds the city of Detroit in a grip of bloody violence. Bloody shoot-outs & explosions highlight this action/horror classic featuring Bill Hinzm...

🎵 In the Legion of the Night, I go walkin' in my sleep.. 🎵

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2 weeks ago

Lady Terminator (1988) The spirit of an ancient evil queen possesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage.

Continuing my tour through schlock legends. It's a Terminator ripoff - with a ghost.

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2 weeks ago

Roller Blade (1986) In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.

Pray for me. I now go to endure the first entry in the 'Roller Blade' cinematic universe.

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3 weeks ago

Immortal Combat (1994) Two police officers discover an island laboratory where a madwoman is turning martial artists into superkillers.

I was reading some details about this one, and somehow got 'Roddy McDowall' instead of 'Roddy Piper' in my head for a minute, and was imagining Roddy Mac doing a bunch of stunts as described..

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1 month ago

Neon City (1991) "Mad Max" clone set in the not-too-distant future about a group of people trying to escape to a safe haven called Neon City after a solar disaster that has decimated the Earth.

All things considered, I'd rather go to Spatula City.

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1 month ago

Hardware (1990) Mark 13 is a government-built killing machine programmed with artificial intelligence, able to repair and recharge itself from any energy source. Through a series of coincidences, the cyborg's head en...

Lemmy Kilmister as a taxi driver? I guess I can take a gamble; win some, lose some..

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1 month ago

Trick or Treat (1986) Eddie Weinbauer, a metalhead teen who is bullied at school, looks to his heavy metal superstar idol, Sammi Curr, for guidance. When Curr is killed in a hotel fire, Eddie becomes the recipient of the o...

Okay, finishing the night with one of the all-time great bad movies - or so I hear.

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1 month ago

Creature (1985) A crew of scientists arrives on a far, cold planet to examine archaic artifacts of unknown origin. They discover that their German enemies already have a ship there. When they seek their help after a ...

I can only assume Klaus Kinski is playing the titular role.

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1 month ago

Dead Fire (1997) A convict and his gang seize a space station in 2064, with plans to annihilate Earth's population in order to start anew with an entirely new society.

Matt Frewer AND C. Thomas Howell? My cup runneth over.

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1 month ago

Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995) It has been 73 years since Alex failed and the Humans lost the Cyborg Wars. Since then, the Humans have been enslaved. Scientists have developed a new DNA strain, which could signal the end of the Cyb...

The Cyborgs have a replacement for YouTube, with no ads, and longer form content. Game Over.

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1 month ago

Biohazard: The Alien Force (1994) Triton Indutries has created a genetically-engineered creature using DNA from human sources. During the course of the experiment, however, the host mother carrying the mutant escapes from the laborato...

Sounds like a third-party unlicensed game for the original Nintendo.

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1 month ago

Primal Rage (1988) A scientist at a Florida university inadvertently creates a "rage virus" while performing experiments intended to restore dead brain tissue in baboons. When a journalist for the college paper breaks i...

Mad, how? Disease.

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1 month ago

King Kong Lives (1986) After falling from the Twin Towers, Kong lies in a coma for ten years. When his heart begins to fail, scientists engineer an artificial heart, and a giant female ape is captured to serve as a source f...

The Greatest Ape's Escape.

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1 month ago

The Dungeonmaster (1984) Paul, a computer whiz who spends more time with his machine than with his girlfriend, finds that he has been chosen as a worthy opponent for Mestema, an evil wizard who has spent centuries searching f...

I reject your filmography and substitute my own!

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1 month ago

Raptor (2001) When a series of unexplained vicious animal attacks strikes his community, Sheriff Jim Tanner and his assistant Barbara trace them back to a Dr. Hyde, a former military researcher whose government fun...

Fun fact : No one has ever watched every Eric Roberts movie, because it would take 160 years, longer than the maximum known human lifespan.

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1 month ago

Subterfuge (1996) Scuba-diver turned beach-bum Jonathan Slade is forced back into his previous milieu - the world of international espionage - in order to retrieve Black Boxes from an American jetliner that crashed und...

There's a trick to good movie titles.

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1 month ago

Cyberzone (1995) In the future, the threat of global takeover by cyborg units has forced Earth to outlaw their use. But when four female androids are smuggled to Earth, Jack Ford is assigned to track them down. An adv...

The Cyberzone is for downloading and uploading only. There is no domain parking in a Cyberzone.

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1 month ago

Expect No Mercy (1995) Federal Service Agent Justin Vanier has been assigned to infiltrate the mysterious Virtual Arts Academy in search of Eric, a fellow agent. In this high-tech facility, the maniacal leader Warbeck is tr...

Trying to remember who stars in this movie, and I'm drawing a blank.

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At long last, one of the classics of schlock.

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1 month ago

Surviving the Game (1994) A homeless man is hired as a survival guide for a group of wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in the mountains, unaware that they are killers who hunt humans for sport, and that he is their new pre...

The Second Most Dangerous Game, after Anti-Matter Dodgeball.

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2 months ago

Steele Justice (1987) Steele is ex-cop and Vietnam vet who is determined to bring down Kwan, former South Vietnamese general and now rich and powerful drug lord.

I'm sure I will enjoye this excellent filme.

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2 months ago

Gor (1987) American professor Tarl Cabot is transported via a magical ring to planet Gor, where he must help an oppressed country overthrow its evil king and his barbarian henchmen.

It's an areological, autoerotical, tubular boobular joy.

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2 months ago

Future Kick (1991) In the far-flung future of 2025, where man is a victim of his own technology and corporations deal to a black market that trades in human body parts, a cyborg bounty hunter is hired by a wealthy woman...

Not to be confused with Wilson, the Don Dragon.

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2 months ago

Trucks (1997) A group of seemingly humanistic trucks takeover a truck stop and starts killing everything in sight. The remaining townsfolk must band together and come up with a way to murder the inanimate objects, ...

I can say with confidence - it's not the /worst/ thing Timothy Busfield has ever done. 😬

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2 months ago

Virtual Combat (1995) In Year 2025 Two Nevada border officers, Dave Quarry and John, amuse themselves off duty by honing their kick-boxing skills via virtual reality combat. Elsewhere, a computer tycoon prepares to market ...

Not to be confused with Dragon, the Don Wilson.

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2 months ago

Alienator (1990) A space commander sends a female android to Earth to destroy an escaped convict.

Jan-Michael Vincent AND John Phillip Law? In a movie by Fred Olen Ray? That's a lot of middle names for one movie.

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