Why would this paddle thing be shaped like a foot? If anything, shouldn’t it be a hand?
You don’t smack someone with a foot. That’s called kicking.
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normal jobs : rule #1, do not look at porn
my job : please look at all this porn
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Not a bad day when my image search terms include things like « sexy woman » and « sexy nude man » 🤭
Happy Friday!~
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Photoshop is such a perv. I just wanted a lil more background on this photo but it decided to add a chick watching the couple make out.
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Things you can only say in the office of a sex shop—
“The penis fell over! I think the balls are too heavy…”
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Spotted something familiar in my search for some random romance to listen to while working on Valentine’s stuff.
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Sex Toy Day is on Tuesday (check your local shop for deals, if you’re into that), obviously a very important holiday for my industry. I write it out every time because the abbreviation STD is not one you want to associate with a sex shop 😅
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It’s my 2 year work anniversary!
For 2 years, words like ‘dildo’, ‘masturbator’ and ‘anal pleasure’ have been part of my everyday vocabulary, and an office filled with sex toys is just… regular.
It’s a weird job, and it’s def not for everyone, but I love it.
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The worst part of my job is having to design Christmas stuff in September. I pushed for a Nov 15 deadline so I can at least start in October, but no dice. I need 3 weeks, the printer needs 4… so that’s like, the week after next 🥲
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I have much work and little motivation.
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Logo: black cat head with green leaves and a pink flower coming out the top.
Sometimes I feel my cute, professional designer logo belies the fact that my portfolio is mostly filled with dildos and vibrators these days.
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Grey bag with 4 large, hyper realistic, double dildos.
Throwback to the time I had a bag of dicks in my office.
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Man and woman in various states of undress
My instructions to Photoshop, do what you must.
The same image, except photoshop added an older gentleman watching the couple
Me: Do what you must, Photoshop
Photoshop’s AI:
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