If you throw in an couple bucks extra, I'll bring a few friends along, and we will do golf claps at the appropriate times...
#SundaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
and we are licked it so we are keeping it...
#SundaySass
#meme
#Memes
#Snark
Boom chicka wow wow...
#SundaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
#Anal #AnalSex #ButtSex #ButtFucking #Sex #Jokes #Humor #Snark #DirtyJokes This is just facts Ladies and Gentlemen. Backing that ass up, only increases the penetration. ๐
actually, its probably for the best things stay as they are.... If you are upset enough to block me so early, you gonna be big upset if you let me finish...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Psychiatric or prophylactic... decisions... decisions...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
He can see clearly now... the brain is gone...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
What's that left knee? It's gonna rain shortly? Another 10 minutes??? NOTED!!!
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
So... Any good plans for the weekend??
#FridayFoolery
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Yeah right... Half of y'all are gonna be trying to figure out how to blame everybody else and the rest will be begging the aliens to take us away them assholes...
#FridayFoolery
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
I got a dozen pairs of jeans that will be heading to recycling over the next few days for this very reason... Well, this and the fact that I can't button them anymore, but I digress.
#FridayFoolery
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Might wanna calm down there, buddy... Week is not over yet...
#FursdayFunsies
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
For the record, I'm never gonna chase chicken... Beef, however...
#FursdayFunsies
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Wonder if this is on the list of live action remakes...
#FursdayFunsies
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
This reminds me of so many of the jackasses I have worked with over the years... Always got their noses in other people's business..
#FursdayFunsies
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Offer to help? Imma lead them straight to the bunker and tell them how to get in... It might involve them pretending to be of a certain age and gender, but that's all the more reason for the aliens to take them away...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
In some y'all's cases it's more a matter of "what" than "who"... I would still wanna see the pic tho...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
The minute I start a new job, I go thru the telephone directly and block each and every one of them mofos...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Sigh....
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
And that's enough Internet for today...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Well... There go my plans for the evening...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
I really miss Sade sometimes...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Well maybe if you didn't try to put this purchase on a payment plan, they would be nicer to you...
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Great Moments in Unintended Consequences - a series of short videos from Reason TV. Education with snark. (20 episodes thus far.)
www.youtube.com/playlist
#video #education #humor #snark
Great Moments in Unintended Consequences - a series of short videos from Reason TV. Education with snark. (20 episodes thus far.)
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#video #education #humor #snark
It's either this or 1-800-KARS-4-KIDS... Which would you prefer??
#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Me, when I drop the facade...
#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Maybe it's really a good thing I didn't go to law school, like mother dearest would have liked...
#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
Me, disassociating my way thru the workday...
#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark
And on this note...
#SundayShenanigans
#Meme
#Memes
#Snark