Multicoloured squares forming a ring on the floor and ceiling at the EU summit room

Design by Peter Saville Associates, cira 1983. #SnarkAttack

Alex Karp looks like he uses an atomic hair drier. #SnarkAttack

An automated registry fix, that changes all instances of the string value 'Microsoft' to 'Microslop'. #SnarkAttack

Roblox, the greatest magnet for paedophiles since the catholic church. #SnarkAttack

Where’s an unnaturally strong gust of wind when you really need one? #SnarkAttack

A good question to ask a die-hard Trump supporter, "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

Then when they ask how, just don't answer, and watch them go (not so) quietly nuts instead. #SnarkAttack

I saw the handle Bloodsucking Parasites, and instantly thought of bank managers. #SnarkAttack

CoD: Black Slops 7 #SnarkAttack

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, formerly known as Prince. #SnarkAttack

Microsoft and OpenAI are currently in a tight race, as to which one will end up becoming our version of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. #SnarkAttack

When you ask ChatGPT what is two plus two: That's a good question. Two is the number immediately following one, and when you add it to two, you get twenty two. #SnarkAttack

Optus Stadium With 60,000 seats and a fans-first approach in design and technology, Optus Stadium is a multi-purpose venue that hosts AFL, cricket, soccer, rugby union, rugby league and entertainment events.

I move that the venue be renamed to "Outage Stadium". optusstadium.com.au #SnarkAttack

The Parable of the Snark A parable for our times: The Prophet of Snark storms a modern church, lantern in hand, to expose how American Christianity has traded Christ for branding, nationalism, and consumerism.

Because what the internet needs is another morality tale—this time with extra sass and zero enlightenment. Enjoy. 🐍 #SnarkAttack #ModernWisdom

I hear the next major release of Windows is going to be more “ambient”. What, does it play the selected works of Brian Eno for you, as you’re typing away? #SnarkAttack

Wouldn't it be funny if Big Balls' balls are actually as big as Trumps. #SnarkAttack

So AI is zero, in other words. #SnarkAttack

Upon the Tainting of the Bard by Bot The post discusses the alarming reality that classic authors such as Poe, Dickinson, and Shakespeare may not be recognized by modern AI detection tools. In response to this injustice, the writer uses a Shakespearean sonnet to express indignation, emphasizing the limitations of AI in appreciating the depth of human poetry and creativity.

Sometimes, a roast simply must be delivered in iambic pentameter.
This one’s for the bots who dare to question the Bard—and for every human who’s ever had their voice flagged for sounding “too good.”
#snarkAttack #iambicPentameterAndPride #theQuillHasTeeth #ShakespeareRoastsBots #writerlife

Nopework Entry 002: “Seven Articles, One Cup of Coffee” Buzzwords & Boundaries LLC seeks a blog content writer for the home and garden niche, offering $220 per month for seven articles, including SEO-focused posts and guest contributions. The role demands high expertise in writing, legal compliance, and providing personality, making the compensation seem inadequate for the workload and skill required.

New entry in the Nopework Files: the client wants SEO-optimized blog posts, legal compliance, and guest posting duties… for $220/month. Total. Writers: know your worth. We roast it so you don't have to. #snarkattack #writinglife #minimumwagemaximumfury #freelancelife

'All spin': Zempilas hits out at WA govt's 'retro-fitted' race track plan The WA government is forging ahead with a controversial racetrack project in Perth's Burswood Park amid firm resistance from residents, the local council and the opposition.

"If you build it, they will come."

Just like Docklands or Yagan Square. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05... #SnarkAttack

FurAffinity is currently 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% done. #SnarkAttack

When loyalty to party means ignoring the fire alarm as the house burns down. But hey, at least the drapes match the ashes! #GOPocalypse #RedHatsRedFlags #PartyOverCountry #PoliticalSatire #SnarkAttack #ComplicitMuch #AmericaDeservesBetter

Posts are now limited to 299 characters! For a limited time - just today ;)

Come on Bluesky, you really must do better at April fool's jokes...like announcing an edit button. #SnarkAttack

I see Marco Rubio has made himself look like a complete twat in front of the entire country, by sporting an Ash Wednesday cross on his forehead, but in all actuality it looks more like a mark Mr. Hanky left behind. #SnarkAttack

Q: What's the difference between Anthony Albanese and a leech?
A: None. Neither have a spine. #SnarkAttack

I don’t spot any toilet paper (or even a holder), so I hope those books are all RW literature. bsky.app/profile/outo... #SnarkAttack