JD Vance is weird and a practicing #Sofasexual. Unfit for office.
Does the couch match the curtains? #Sofasexual.
He's the sideshow cursed killer and bringer of death and destruction looking for headlines among a freak show of a circus led by the demented ringleader #DiaperDon. #Sofasexual #VPMaybelline
Within 48 hours of Meeting Vice President #SofaSexual!?? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
EVERYTHING They Touch DIES!!
#TenHut!! When All you Grip is Couch Cushions!!
#SofaSexual
#DavenportDicker
#DivanAndTheMan
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Just a Sport Coat!?? No Shirt & Tie!!?? Wheres #SofaSexual to poo poo him on his Fashion Respect!!???
Has the #sofasexual left Greenland now? Is he safely caressing a seat on a jet? Has his seat back been returned to its upright position? ( I heard he likes it that way.) Did his wife shoot the video or is it a "private affair"?
Love this welcome for the Sofa-sexual and his Beard.
#sofasexual #jdvancefucksfurniture #couchfuckervance #jdvanceisafascist #trumpisafascist #muskisafascist
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No eggs?!
Hey guys, you can do better!
#GetTheGame
#Sofasexual
#SofaSexual
#DavenportDribbler
#CushionCockWobble
#DivanDangler
#SetteeSugarDaddy
(please Stop Me!๐)
#FutonFuckWad
Yo!! JV! AKA #SofaSexual!! Did you have your DooDoo bags with you!!?? Where THE FUCK was your Secret Service Detail!??? And SHOW us the Video of the Encounter!???
#Sofasexual & #IMPOTUS= Heck of a Pair:
Absolutely outstand headline about the racist Care Bear that is JD Vance #FuckVance #Guyliner #Sofasexual oh and #FuckTrump
Too bad Zelensky didn't ask the #sofasexual Vance: "Did you ever ask Trump why Musk didn't wear a suit when musk met with him?"
He was getting pretty red in the face browbeating Zelenskyy the other day. Maybe a little more opposition would do the trick. Of course, then you get the #sofasexual, so not much of a win, but still.
Biden went to Ukraine and helped Zelensky, as the Budapest Memorandum and human decency demanded. Trump didn't. Zelensky wouldn't lie about Biden for trump. That's part of why trump must hate him.
Biden, unlike #sofasexual Vance, actually went to Ukraine. Trump hid from cardboard-carrying protesters in the WH bunker.
Just saying.
Maybe he became a #sofasexual furniture fornicator because even his wife was sick of his abuse
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#FUCKVANCE #SOFASEXUAL
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This....just...this๐ #sofasexual
The #sofasexual is a pussy ass bitch!
C'mon, the #sofasexual was tuckered out from last night's proclivities.
Spot-on translation. #sofasexual
Oh my God #sofasexual we definitely have to get a hashtag for Vance