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"We're sick of the Chiefs! Let ANYONE else win for the AFC!"

The NFL gods:

#PatriotsVsBroncos
#SomehowPalpatineReturned

Somehow Logan Paul's jaw got broken in two places, and Alex breaks the news of Palpatine's return #jakepaul #starwars #somehowpalpatinereturned #anthonyjoshua #wwe

Some people say that the line “Somehow Palpatine returned” from #starwars The Rise of Skywalker is bad dialogue. It’s not… and I’ll explain why! #riseofskywalker #moviesky #filmsky 🎬 📼 #starwarsepisode9 #somehowpalpatinereturned - youtu.be/RaQTRlgAZG8?...

Me: you’ve already had dinner
Dog: you will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things. #pittsky #pitbullsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #somehowpalpatinereturned #rescuedogs #butiliketothinkherescuedme

Gotta combine Musk's inauguration and Star Wars.

Soon, I hope to post this kind of thing on @skylight.social

#inauguration #romansalute #tiktokban #elonmusk #muckfusk #starwars #somehowpalpatinereturned

"Again, it's like poetry so that they rhyme. Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one." - George Lucas
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#Starwars #Somehow #palpatine #poedameron #lukeskywalker #princessleia #Hansolo #somehowpalpatinereturned #somehowivealwaysknown #TheRiseOfSkywalker #returnofthejedi

He’s Back! Stephen Harper Touted to Manage Albertans’ Pensions | The Tyee Days after the UCP fired the AIMCo board, the former PM appears lined up to be the new chair. It’s a bad idea.

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK 💥
As his minion Pierre begins his campaign for Prime Minister, Stephen Harper is back at the wheel.
#SomehowPalpatineReturned

This seems to be the approach the TV shows are using. Related, the TV shows are largely about "let's take kinda lame thing from a movie and use our mighty nerd energy to retcon it into something adequate." #SomehowPalpatineReturned