Lettuce IS a fuckass food, unfortunately I am a fuckass eater. #SORRYDAD #LETTUCEISEDIBLEUNFORTUNATELY

Dad: "Son, are you washing my car or just goofing off?"
#sorryDad #backToWork #dadsBoy

the death star will be completed on schedule ALT: the death star will be completed on schedule

Shut up “dad” …I’m #justagirl schedules are stupid okurrr 😝

#lolz #sorrydad #sorrynotsorry #theforceisstrongwiththisone #illbeback #terminator #fdt #magaisacult #handsoff #dontmakemepoisonyou 💋 #deathstar #moon #tonightwestealthemoon 🌙 #howdoyouholdamoonbeaminyourhand 🤷🏻‍♀️ #vontrapp #notrapping 😈

Yes!
I did a lot of that. My dad actually screwed my bedroom window shut. So, I cut the screen and taped it from the inside to look in tact.

Where there’s a will, there’s a teenager waiting to find her own way in life.

After 1989, I was kind of a nightmare. #sorrydad

Always making my dad proud ✨

#gayporn #gaybro #sorrydad #daddyissues #atm #asstomouth #cringe #jock

I have a white butt. It's horrible if I have diarrhea.

I have a ref sheet. I am now a true furry #sorrydad

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It truely is gonna be difficult.

#sorrydad

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#furry #twitchclips #vrchat #vtuber #vrchatfurry

I’ll just hashtag it with…

#SorryDad 😂😂

That moment when you're yodeling across the house at your dog and realize your dad's on the phone with AT&T... Whoops. #sorrydad