#Spaffer the useless Toe Rag. The slithy Gove along with Dom and Little Richie. What a fucking bunch to be running a country?
#Spaffer Rides Again!
#Spaffer has joined the IDF?
#BatshitCrazyUK #RejoinEU
Cornwall was royally screwed by #Spaffer and #LeaveScum
It applied for £700m over 10yrs to replace EU funding
Only promised £1.8mln during first year by UK govt
#ClownsIdiots
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
#Spaffer the lying toerag.
I know there’s £37 billion she could recover from Dido Harding, then there’s the £ millions Mone took. Come to think of it #Spaffer must know where he spaffed the billions to, problem solved ?
#Spaffer!! Looking like a man who has indeed lost control of his fish!
The original Eton Mess.
“What piece of work is a man, how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties, in form and moving,
how express and admirable in action, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a god!”
Then there’s #Spaffer
#Spaffer Eton’s finest Mess.
A slap? He would probably just like that. Some memories of Nanny or School. It would need something a lot more serious, but fuck, #Spaffer would probably like that too.
He looks like an experiment, badly gone awry, to animate a scarecrow using crack cocaine and electric shock treatment.
#Spaffer, how we miss him and his bon mots!
“orange ball-chewing manacled gimp of Brussels”
Sounds like a bit of projection from our #Spaffer?
#spaffer ?
Ah, #Spaffer, a true Tosser’s fucking Tosser!
Oh no! Not return of the fucking #Spaffer!
All these effing neo-Nazi shitbags should be in prison not wandering around poisoning up the place.
#BrexitMuppets
No doubt, #Spaffer, #Fartage and their ilk will claim 'sovereignty' was a price worth paying for UK poverty and decline
Where are the European visionaries?
Scared of their own shadow?
#ClownsIdiots
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
#Spaffer did not go to a very good school. Good schools teach people how to function decently in a decent society.
The Book that's only really worth pulping, why waste good matches, or alternatively of you've run short of Loo roll over the festive period #Spaffer #Johnson
#Spaffer the one man antidote to a better world.
Good old
#Spaffer
The one thing that he can be relied on to do is make a bigger dick of himself.
NO! ! !
#Spaffer lied?
The Great White Whale. #Spaffer king of the frozen oceans.
His French is as good as his Greek and Latin!
#Spaffer is one big fat fraud.
The last #14yearsoftories were nothing short of a heist, offshore banks bulging with ill gotten gains. I mean, where did #spaffer get £5million in cash to buy his Cotswold pile?
If #Spaffer had even an ounce of self awareness he would have crawled away under a rock and shrivelled up and died of shame eons ago.