#sportsdrunk I'm so in on Rory/Scottie era Masters. Nothing like a Rory double to jolt you awake after a nap, then seeing Scottie launch it into the trees after just barely saving par by the skin of his teeth. And that's not including the Cam Young buzzsaw. Fantastic stuff
#sportsdrunk Other Masters thoughts: I'm ready to declare Cam Young a Dude, he's going to win one someday. Also I'm beginning to truly enjoy the lingering black cloud that is Patrick Reed ghoulishly looming over the leaderboard
#sportsdrunk Shane Lowry deliberately hacking a shot straight into the crowd knowing he'll get relief, that is some cold callous stuff there. That's like if there were a rule in baseball saying a batted ball hitting a fan grants you 1st base.
#sportsdrunk Nice to see a good old fashion 1st round ejection, thank you for coming Big Shot Bob MacIntyre
#sportsdrunk Based on resume alone, the guy who should be the new Rory and become the new lead story at this year's Masters is *shuffles papers* ...Justin Rose. I think we might be in for a letdown year.
#sportsdrunk This pathetic Twins lineup is getting no-hit at least 6 times this year. Joe Ryan deserves better
#sportsdrunk Really love that Wisky's men's cbb coach is named Greg Gard. He'll fit right in on a 90s-ass baseball lineup with Mike Moore, Walt Weiss and Steve Sax.
#sportsdrunk For the love of God ESPN, please stop having this shitty Rangers team on your national broadcasts. I get always having Pittsburgh and Washington but the Rangers are dogshit, at least work one of the Florida teams into the mix if you need a team from the East
#sportsdrunk A randomass Week 10 game has broken out
#sportsdrunk Every Minnesota franchise should try making a massive Quinn Hughes type trade. Giannis to the Wolves, Burrow to the Vikes, an owner who actually gives a shit to the Twins, and sure, let's get this Rodriguez guy too. bsky.app/profile/tomb...
#sportsdrunk Love watching cold playoff game highlights this time of year. This one's an overlooked classic. You got The Hoss juking guys, Steve Tasker being the best player on the field, and the K-Gun offense shredding everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V93V...
#sportsdrunk Ravens should just keep running that "Jalen Ramsey has no idea what he's doing at safety" play
#sportsdrunk Big congrats to Carolina for knocking Houston off of their "early Saturday playoff game" perch. Gotta go back to Matt Schaub to find another team in that spot.
#sportsdrunk Indiana kicking the absolute shit out of Alabama as 9 point favorites is more proof we ended up in the wrong timeline
#sportsdrunk "Smithers, I'm beginning to think that the Green Bay Packers are not the brilliant title contender we thought they were."
#sportsdrunk The Quinn Hughes Experience so far: jarring. I am not used to seeing someone with that much skill in a Wild uniform.
#sportsdrunk Death, taxes, and Philip Rivers down 2, having to go the length of the field with 2 minutes left
#sportsdrunk It can't be overstated how gross it is to go from the Chiefs run finally close to being over, only for the Pats to become the clear AFC favorite again. Nauseating.
#sportsdrunk Holy f'n smokes bsky.app/profile/russ...
#sportsdrunk Love that the name Bevacqua is in the news this week so I have an excuse to listen to this again www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjW...
#sportsdrunk Brand new sentence never uttered before in the history of civilization: This has been a really fun Bears/Packers game
#sportsdrunk This shambling corpse of a Steelers team about to win their division is just a travesty. Cannot wait to bet against them in the playoffs
#sportsdrunk One reason I cant get behind firing KOC (and Kwesi) is because despite recent results, theyve handled the QB spot pretty well. Played the Cousins card perfectly and this shadow-benching appears to be the right move too. Brosmer has a bit of Brock Purdy potential bsky.app/profile/beng...
#sportsdrunk With the Vikings season effectively over, it's time to invest in the Wall of St. Paul bsky.app/profile/russ...
#sportsdrunk And that'll put a wrap on any meaningful Vikings football in 2025. Just let JJ sling himself out of a job at this point, nothing to lose
#sportsdrunk Nobody in the league throws a 99 MPH screen pass like JJ McCarthy
#sportsdrunk Are we ever, as a society, going to talk about football defense beyond merely saying "That Defense?"
#sportsdrunk JJ McCarthy sucks so bad to the point that he's inventing new ways to invent a hospital ball. That underthrow just injured two defenders
Also congrats to Justin Jefferson for becoming this generation's Larry Fitzgerald, stuck with garbage QBs in a HOF career.
#sportsdrunk After a rough week, it's a real treat to see Jameis Winston back, his fuck-it-chuck-it style was sorely missed
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