There may be a spot #SquirrelTax audit later. But there’s always forgiveness as soon as you’ve paid your outstanding balance. 🐿️
Squirrels would be less pushy if you forget to give nuts. Consider switching allegiance. Still, I will always #RespectCorvids. 🐦⬛🐿️
#SquirrelTax
What a way to make a #SquirrelTax offering!
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[From reddit which took it from tiktok which took it from who knows where.]
“That’s •my• avocado tree.”
🥑🐿️ #SquirrelTax
A meme featuring a black squirrel with long, pointed ears. The text reads "devil skwerl plots your demise".
Pay your #SquirrelTax, or else!
Don’t forget to tip your cookie delivery person during the holiday season!
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#SquirrelTax
She hadn’t shown nearly enough squirrel awareness during #SquirrelAwarenessMonth. And she had never made even a single honest #SquirrelTax offering. Absolutely scandalous. 🐿️ bsky.app/profile/arto...
Please remember that if you leave out a bowl of Halloween candy but do not leave out a bowl of seeds and nuts for squirrels, you may discover the candy taken in compensation.
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#SquirrelTax #HalloweenNeedsSquirrels
#SquirrelAwarenessMonth
A squirrel has climbed a so-called “squirrel-proof” “bird feeder.”
Another squirrel successfully collecting #SquirrelTax which was accidentally put in some seed dispenser.
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#SquirrelAwarenessMonth
Do your local squirrels have to remind you that October is #SquirrelAwarenessMonth ? Go make an generous #SquirrelTax offering now.
Make your completely voluntary generous #SquirrelTax offerings.
Whatever else is happening in the world, always ask yourself when you wake up, “Have I given squirrels enough nuts to thank them for all they do?” #SquirrelTax #SquirrelScrolling
A grey squirrel takes a nut from a human hand. Text in yellow says “Squirrel Tax accepted!”
Waiting for you to make a generous #SquirrelTax payment. 🌰🐿️
“You don’t need to make your #SquirrelTax by hand, humans!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
🌟🌰🐿️✨ (Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/squirrels/... )
Always pay your #SquirrelTax
Also, the squirrels are the allies of good, so fret not!
Yes. Starting work on a #SquirrelTax audit. Are there any or fruits in that kitchen that haven’t been shared with squirrels? If yes, they’ll be shared soon enough. 🍓🐿️🌰 bsky.app/profile/adam...
A squirrel out shopping for seeds. #sqrlpics #SquirrelTax
I planted bulbs...and now we wait to see what the squirrel gods will allow me to keep.
#SquirrelTax
Time for some #SquirrelTax collection, as vegetables go straight to seed! 🐿️
It’s #SquirrelTax season! 🐿️
She’s well pleased with the repositioned petite platform, and may still be lactating. #SquirrelTax #birdfeeding
Upgrade to hazelnuts! #SquirrelTax
Yes, squirrels can check your roof out for leaks and holes even when it’s just been covered by snow. Just another service you can receive when you make generous #SquirrelTax offerings!
❄️🐿️❄️ #sqrlpix #squirrel
“Yggdrasil blesses you for your generous #SquirrelTax offering on #SquirrelAppreciationDay!” Thus thanketh the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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Small lights in the shape of red squirrels
A festive sweater / jumper with cartoon squirrels walking along strings of colourful lights.
Put up squirrel-themed decorations and wear squirrel themed clothes. For tree squirrels, leave a healthy #SquirrelTax offering of nuts and berries. For groundhogs, follow your local prognosticating marmots, like @marmotrecovery.bsky.social .
Time for #SquirrelTax collection!
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#squirrel
Well, it’s peanuts, so it’s a trap. Squirrels should always insist on real nuts before accepting a #SquirrelTax offering.
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