Squirtle Elected Mayor in Oregon Town as Boomers Ask: 'Why Are Millennials Allowed to Vote?' OREGON — In a stunning and somewhat damp turn of events, the town of Aquaberry, Oregon, has elected the beloved Water-type Pokemon, Squirtle, as their new mayor. The election, which garnered bipartisa...

Aquaberry, Oregon just elected Squirtle as their mayor, and Boomers are furious. Is this the future of governance, or just a wet dream? #squirtleformayor #MillennialMayhem #Oregon

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