Jinx is helping me with book promotion. There are still some wrinkles to work out. Order The Uninvited: https://bit.ly/4nvaOF2 #dogvertising #JinxTheStandardSchnauzer #StandardSchnauzer #workingdogs
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Hero the black schnauzer looks extremely serious incredibly close to camera. She is lit from below, illuminating her incredible beard, but more importantly highlighting that she is not smiling. This is the most grievous error she has ever experienced.
It’s 20 minutes to dinner time and this face basically boops your snoot with how close it is. Wyd?
#standardschnauzer #Hero #schnauzer
Hero Bleps prettily: a black schnauzer in profile with her tongue stuck out.
A black schnauzer, Hero, smiles up toward the camera where Shauntelle’s hand holds a small piece of (dog safe) cake with the number 2 written on it.
Hero the schnauzer sniffs at a cake that is looking bare of (dog safe) icing on one side. It is clear the cake has been sampled, but is beautiful in pink and blue and yellow and green nonetheless. There is a star shaped biscuit with a “2” on the front. Hero is ready to monch.
Hero sits on a pedestal wearing what must be a red skirt. She is smiling in front of a giant helium balloon 2, which is itself in front of a comic book splash of superheroes with “Legend, Pow and Zap” around it. Her name, “Hero” is written under the image in a comic book style explosive bubble.
A little joy for the internet: Hero the #standardschnauzer had her birthday party at daycare today. They very aptly Hero themed it.
They sent her home with the cake (which I am freezing some of and hope to share with the neighbour dogs).
I am crying this is the best way to spend grown up money.
Skeleton Shauntelle offers skeleton Hero a snack while in an odd skeleton pose
Skeleton Shauntelle and skeleton Hero cheese to camera.
Skeleton Hero jumps up on Skeleton Shauntelle. She may have noticed “Skeleton Shauntelle” implies bones.
Skeleton Hero lays comatose on the carpet, possibly wishing she could have all the bones, but philosophising that she comes with her own set of forbidden chomps.
I’m not usually someone who dresses for Halloween. I am, however, someone who apparently loves matching their dog in clothing solidarity. Hero loves dressing up, and so every time there’s a theme day at puppy daycare, she steps up like the amazing #Standardschnauzer she is.
Shauntelle sits with Hero showing her belly on Shauntelle’s lap. Hero smiles broadly to camera. She chose this pose.
The tide begins to turn. Hero still on Shauntelle’s lap, but head turned dramatically to lick Shauntelle’s face.
Things are not good. Shauntelle looks horrified at the camera while Hero begins her campaign to eat Shauntelle.
The campaign continues - Shauntelle attempts to escape the fury of Hero, who no longer wants to sit calmly in a chair. The cameraman does nothing but document the assault.
If I’m ever talking to you through a text conversation and I suddenly go silent, 85% of the time it’s because my #standardschnauzer Hero has decided I have had enough screen time and we must either have cuddle time or touch grass.
I will be back ASAP, but she (apparently) makes the rules.
Hi tide at Blakeney harbour North Norfolk
Tide’s in! Oskar is about to get very muddy
#standardschnauzer
Harvey the collie, Oskar & Luna the standard schnauzers
Having a romp with Harvey the collie #standardschnauzer
Our salt&pepper standard schnauzer Sol, looking into the water of the small lake in Podpeč, Slovenia.
Grey and white standard schnauzer posing with a blue and yellow ‘Dutch Bros’ bandana for international dog day.
Happy International Dog Day! 🐾💕
Here’s Bogie sporting his free bandana from @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social
#bogietheschnauzer
#DutchPup #standardschnauzer #schnauzergang #schnauzerfest #schnauzer #dogsofbluesky #schnauzersofbluesky
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A schnauzer fucking around on a beach
The best thing about the shore break is it makes a #standardschnauzer look like a Tasmanian Devil
Oskar guards the cheap as shit plastic watering ‘cans’
Oh you want these watering cans? Good luck. #standardschnauzer
Oskar the standard schnauzer resplendent with a big black shiny nose
You likka my haircut?
#standardschnauzer
A schnauzer sits on the arm of a sofa in the bikeriding stance
The bike rider part 2
#standardschnauzer
A schnauzer standing on a rock at a dog park
King of the dog park 👑🐶 #standardschnauzer #schnauzergang #schnauzersofbluesky
