The cape needs a Dels π€€ #stonerthoughts
Iβm at the level of high where I feel like I need to start respecting household appliances more than I already do. #stonerthoughts
"Take me to your leader!"
Me "Now, why the fuck would I want to do that to you? Didn't you come in Peace? He wouldn't understand."
#StonerThoughts
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#StonerThoughts
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The problem I had in trying to learn to ride a horse?
They told me to "whip it on the ass"
Me "Not without consent and a safeword!"
It's best to best safe.
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My practice as a weed witch is 50% protection spells and 50% trying not to eat communion Doritos before the ritual starts.
#witchy #stonerwitchthoughts #munchies #stonerthoughts
To be fair, everything tastes better in stick form
#StonerThoughts
Is there a face in the map? Or is the map in a face?
#MiniMotorways #Pareidolia #StonerThoughts
#StonerThoughts
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Does Santa still have Rudolph guide his sleah?
Or does he use GPS?
Infinite Currency to All. No More Rich vs. Poor. #ColonizerCurseBroken #JailTheRichColonizersAlready #ColonizerMoneyCurse #StonerThoughts
Why don't the stairs in the Mines of Moria have railings?
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
Why don't the stairs in the Mines of Moria have railings?
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
Isn't it paradoxical that men cry in fantasy and science fiction films, while in today's culture, crying as a man is ridiculed?
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #feminism #patriarchy
Isn't it paradoxical that men cry in fantasy and science fiction films, while in today's culture, crying as a man is ridiculed?
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #feminism #patriarchy
As a huge Lord of the Rings fan, I have to honestly admit that the story is actually pretty weird π€£βοΈπΏ
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
As a huge Lord of the Rings fan, I have to honestly admit that the story is actually pretty weird π€£βοΈπΏ
#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr
If there are babybels are there adultbels? #stonerthoughts #cheese
What if #MAGA is the #Hive? They are destroyers of worlds. #MIB that's all. Haha #stonerthoughts #eek
Thoughts?
#piercedcock #pa #bushy #stonerthoughts
Quote for you π¨
#quote #quotes #quotesky #writingsky #thoughts #stonerthoughts #stonersky
What if DΓ©jΓ vu is actually us time traveling through our own minds?... #stonerthoughts #dejavu #timetravel #mindseye #innerchildhealing #higherself
Ugh, I need to find a new πfor edibles they help me more than some of prescriptions but I'm not exactly an illegal state. I wish I could afford my card, but dispo prices are outrageous π
#stoner #stonerthoughts #stoned
#stonerthoughts #nature had to evolve into #technology, so that we would listen to nature finally. Stop destroying our πππ! the abusers need to be in jail, and the #kindsouls need to be in office. Hateful people have no power anymore, their #fakemoney means nothing. Stop allowing them to destroy us!
Gender isn't a spectrum; it's a battlefield. UwU
#halfasleep #stonerthoughts
#Australia I feel like grass lawns are unpatriotic π€£ what are we a British bitch?
#StonerThoughts
currently obsessed with sending those full screen text animation things might like some misinformation on facebook later
#funny #relatable #imessage #stonerthoughts
It isn't about jumping on the "right" timeline it has always been about jumping onto the truth timeline. Stop believing in the timelines with lies of false power. #SpiritualAwakening #TruthTimeline #JumpingTimelines #HoldingLiesAccountable #GuardiansofEarth #AndBeyond #StonerThoughts #LeftEyeAche
π¨ Be honestβ¦ if βThe Purgeβ was real, how many people do you think would actually participate? ππͺ
open.spotify.com/episode/3SK6...
#ThoughtsOffTheStem #ThePurge #RealLifePurge #ComedyPodcast #StonerThoughts #WeedAndWisdom #SocietyGoneMad #DarkHumor #CannabisCommunity #HighThoughts