Biopsy low.
Sellopsy high.
#stonks
Overnight US S&P 500 stock futures flipping from up 2% to down 1.1% as President Shitstain slurred out his stack of lies.
Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock
STOCK! GET IT!?
in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!
#economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans
We’re all gonna buy the SpaceX IPO right? Right? #stonks
You needed the war... oh, never mind.
#Stonks
US stocks overview, along with gold and oil: Dow 45,150.85 -15.79 -0.03% S&P500 6,330.27 -38.58 -0.61% Nasdaq 20,740.66 -207.70 -0.99% VIX 30.77 -0.28 -0.90% Gold 4,534.30 +41.80 0.93% Oil 103.36 +3.72 3.73%
Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.
Market's still open but... it has not worked out.
#stonks #stocks #djia
Jesús cristo what a bloodbath in the stock market. Could a sworn Trump told us he was gonna take this economy to the moon 🤷 #stonks
Cheer up babe, it's time to bring value to the shareholders
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#anticapitalism #shareholders #shareholdervalue #bigcorporations #dolladollabill #stonks #anime #animegirl #cute
Picked up a Mox Diamond… just in time? With prices creeping up, this one might age very well.
This Card's Price Is About to EXPLODE! #MtG #WotC #Premodern #PremodernMtG #MtGFinance #ReservedList #Stonks #MagicTheGathering
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Marketwatch graph of Dow average in past 3 months, showing steep decline after Trump & Netanyahu started bombing Iran a month ago. Performance has dropped 6.17% in 1 month.
I NEED HALP! I heard that you’re supposed to buy high and sell low. Am I doing something wrong here?
Wall Street, SAVE ME!
#stonks #turnipmarket #wallstreetbets
That is because I am literally talking about playing the turnip market in Animal Crossing. I AM A FAILURE! 😭
Do you have any tips for successfully turning a profit on turnips?!
#stonks #turnipmarket
The stonks meme but with my face and instead if stonks it says "hotness and fuckability"
Another great day for #stonks. Thanks, asshole!
Today's top market tip:
Trump can stay irrational longer than America can stay solvent.
#stonks
When is The Boring Company even going to offer to dig a tunnel? #stonks
Samira a pior planta do BBB (pra ele fuder meu carro primeiro eu tenho que ter um 😎 #stonks)
anyone got some GameStop stock they wanna sell to me #ToTheMoon #DiamondHands #Stonks #OhFuck
no quise cambiarme un short para ir al supermercado porque tenía un agujero atrás así que me saqué el short para remendarlo y ponérmelo de nuevo #stonks
Once again, can we ask Trump’s concierge AG if we can talk about Epstein now? #stonks
Opinions about this ETF? #UFOETF #ETFUFO #procureetf #etfs #stonks
Did anyone buy the dip? I literally bought one stock. Got a pair of balls don’t I? #stonks
td sob controle galera eu irei aos poucos me apossar do laptop do meu pai pra não precisar comprar um..assim como faço com o apartamento dele #stonks
Bitcoin is predicted to trade with a weekly low around $55,322.75 and a high near $62,632.31 this week. The average price is projected to be approximately $58,977.53.
#btc #stonks
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Bitcoin teeters at key support, a decisive breakout looms. Ether faces resistance at $2,000, potential for further declines as market remains volatile. Ripple's DTCC integration signals broader financial integration. Core Scientific diversifies into AI with Bitcoin sale. #Crypto #BTC #ETH #stonks
Market analysis reveals a complex interplay of factors affecting Bitcoin's recent volatility. While indicators like low fear & greed suggest potential turning point, geopolitical risk remains a key driver. #CryptoNews #Bitcoin
#MarketInsights #btc #stonks