What? You're telling me the report has been doctored by the fossil fuel industry & it's lobbyists 🤔 #SurelyNot 😉

You mean our politicians are being led by some external #EnelectedEntities! Who just happen to be #Donors #Surelynot! #ColourMeAstounded! #AlwaysFollowTheMoney

Maybe I’m foolish, maybe I’m blind or maybe I just haven’t given up hope that the 🇬🇧 people, truly cannot be that fucking stupid 🤷🏼‍♂️ #SurelyNot

For him to get 30% of the vote, turnout needs to be very low & the contagion of stupidity well & truly set in 🤷🏼‍♂️ & at that point, 🇬🇧 has no defence for stupid.

Eh, motherfuckers, you wanna arcade, the Czechs give you an arcade...

@exmaahal.bsky.social

#irony #surelynot #signs

So we are 4 points behind City #LFC #SURELYNOT #COULDWE

Well I have never seen Mueller and Soros in the same room #surelynot

Do I detect an element of cynicism? #surelynot

Surely, any thoughts of a State visit for Trump have to be given up now. We couldn’t, in all conscience, spend tax payers’ money and test the King’s patience giving Trump a lovely Buck House extravaganza now, could we? #Trump #Statevisit #Surelynot #NATO #Ukraine

Is this true #surelynot

This week on #TheArchers Lyndy Pops casts the Xmas Show with an international theme. #surelynot

The abc tracker is already calling 50 seats won after 45 minutes. At this rate will all be over by 8pm #surelynot #ausvotes

Australia is wider than the moon.

#ThingsYouNeverThoughtAbout
#SurelyNot
#NoWay
#Australia http://t.co/HzLlgqau2D

I’m sorry Nick, did you just mean what you said? #surelynot #notwhenhestalkingaboutthatperson #tryingnottospoil