Taking this guy out to the club after. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Duck billed platypus. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
Amazing Race is supposed to be fun and good! #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
I felt like a fat Elvis. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
God damn it. This should obviously be #tar20 but I am NOT about to reupload this considering how badly this site is struggling with video uploads these days
There's a big hairy dude sitting in a bathtub of hot oil, and it's just weird. Like, the whole thing is just from another planet. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
I didn't make her cry. Her lack of self-esteem made her cry. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
I can see her whole [I don't actually know?]. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
Did you say "bamboons"? #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
--I have skill and ability in nearly every sport.
--*gagging noise*
#tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Mind where you put that finger, buddy. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Witch, can we please get judged? #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
Oh, man, I'm glad I had all my kids already. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Art's kinda athletic and a guy, so I'm assuming he's probably played baseball. #tar #tar20 #bb #bigbrother #amazingrace #realitytv
I don't wanna shave my head. I paid five hundred dollars for extensions. It'd be so sad! #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
Take your army ass, and get out of my face. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
--How do you get there? How do you get there?
--Okay.
#tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
"Wow, I really wish there was something else. Ho. Drag!" #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
Bro, you're too serious--I can't say hello. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
I like the panda--the little tongue stickin' out, you know? It's kinda, kinda flirty. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
I used to date an Italian girl, and I could never trust her, so we're not gonna ask Italian women. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
"Make your way to... Montupempu...beh...." #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Talk to us, o, toothless one. Talk to us. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Art and JJ are so hateful for no reason π₯±π΄ #TAR20
I'm just being careful 'cause you wanna respect the bees. I wanna make sure I keep 'em nice and confused. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
--Is she wearing sequins today?
--I get distracted by sparkly things.
#tar #tar20 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
These are first-place glasses, by the way. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Wow, we're clean-cut, dude. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
I told her how pretty she was, and she was uglier than a mud-rail fence. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv
Is it worth being crabby pants about it? #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv