I didn't tell 'em where it was, and I didn't tell 'em where it wasn't, but I pointed them in the right direction, so technically they should be thanking me. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
I wrote that! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Be careful it doesn't stab you in. Be careful it doesn't stab you in! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Can I keep this top? #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
--We managed to have one leg, at least, that Rachel hasn't cried in, so, so far, we're doin' pretty good [sic].
--That is not cool.
#tar #tar24 #bb #bigbrother #amazingrace #realitytv
You guys could be gentler with a girl! I'm not a boy! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
We're like butter. We're on a roll. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
He's flexing his chest, he's spitting, he's kicking us in the ass like we didn't know anything, ....
#tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Fifteen minute jog? That's not bad. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
That's why they never use fat bulls for this stuff! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
We're gonna fight this guy? This guy is huge! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Babe, it's ancient Rome. They fall off their chariots all the time. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
--We don't even drink! ... We're two Mormon boys from Salt Lake City. We don't spend a lot of time hangin' out in bars....
--You may, by the time you're done with this.
#tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
I'm clearly not a matador 'cause I was thinking about my own mortality the whole ta-ha-ha-ha-ime! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
We're like Huck Finn and Oliver Twist! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Hey, guys, stop throwin' stuff in our hole! #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
You have to have the perfect amount of dung, as usual. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
--Sorry, no speak English.
--That's... Italian.
#tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Get out and dig.
--Get out and dig!
--Get out and dig?
--Get out and dig.
#tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
I was shocked and intimidated by the brute force of the gladiator. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Ladies at home, if you're wearing pantyhose, don't try to do jumps on trampolines. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
"Fly to your final dWEEWAAAWAAAZEEBAZEEBAWUBBAWAAA OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD We're going to Vegas!!!!!!!!!! I'M FROM VEGAS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
#tar #tar24 #bb #bigbrother #amazingrace #realitytv
We are in Switzerland. In the spirit of neutrality, we're stayin' out of it. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
I feel like whoever is the most insane under those circumstances is, like, the most successful. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
When you don't speak Chinese, just make random noises. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
We like to be near the cowboys because they're magical, so any of their magical power that we can get, we're just trying to, like, rub it off on us. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
Why would you U-Turn someone with great hair? #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
"Malaysian Bornero" #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
--Are you ready, slave?
--...Yeah.
#tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv
First, they're coming down your head, then they go for your neck, then they go for your legs. #tar #tar24 #amazingrace #realitytv