The first real time we have to use the word "pineapple." #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
This is just the story of my life. I'm always stuck in a mud pit. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
The only thing is... it's just... it's quite... goopy. Like, I'm stuck. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Okay. Give me something that has "shin hoy bing june ha." #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Congratulations. You just made YouTube. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I keep my stomach stretched and loose with liquids even if I'm not eating a ton of food. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I know your idiosyncrasies. I know when you need a coffee. I know when you're getting hangry. I know when you need a nap. I know when you need to wash. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I respond better to the mean stuff. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
--*gasp* Bunch of shrimp. Oh, and some noodles! You hungry?
--No. The crab thing was horrible.
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--He's kind of like that Jackie of all trades.
--Gay. You're saying, "Gay."
--Gay. He's gay.
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I hate not being able to do things, so if I'm not succeeding at something, I just hate it immediately. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I put my hand to my face, and when I came down, I just saw a big chunk of tooth that I dropped in the ocean and tried to just keep going. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I'm the one with the puzzle-solving thing in my brain. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Wanna see a Bedouin kiss? #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I was a little intimidated by the crabs. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Normally when you read a sentence, you just summarize, and you're right! But here, every single "it" and "each" and "of" makes a really big difference. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
I don't think we scream "Yale" in any way. *wears Yale caps*
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--Babe, let's move here.
--No. ... Not unless they got the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and all that.
#tar #tar30 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv
I am a human support zone. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
--I've been teaching yoga for about twenty years.
--And I have a ton of goats....
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And I was like, "Oh, no, it's the black death." #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Do you have a sense for where the poles go? #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
--For a smart team, they're pretty physical, don't you think?
--But for a physical team, we're pretty smart, man.
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Nobody will ever cheer for my dancing like this again, ever. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
On their belly! On their belly! On their belly! #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
--My dance moves were pretty exceptional.
--I think they were actually the worst things I've ever seen.
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I don't really feel like running around the city anymore. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
--I'm not very organizational.
--That's not an excuse.
#tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
There's no "gross"; there's no "squeamish." #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv
Oh, my God, I've never seen so many feral cats. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv