Dude, we're sleeping in tubes. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
They front as being nice people; they're not nice at all. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
I'll use the dumb blonde and the ditz to my advantage because I'm not stupid. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
"Fly to...." FREAKING RUSSIA! Dag gum it, I was hoping we wouldn't have to go to Russia. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
They're definitely dumb, but, uh, people who are very dumb wind up having the best luck a lot of the time, but eventually dumb luck runs out. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Look, it's a girl with a beard!
--You look so gay.
--I do not look gay.
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She's never been the kind of mom who's, like, the frumpy little Christmas sweaters with the pom-poms on 'em. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
It's very cool, so icy. So cool, it's cold. It's freeezing. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
That person has to search for one of several cells within Division 4 containing Duracell Coppertop batteries and a flashlight. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Why is the hippie doing that?
--I thought those guys went to Harvard and Stanford. They're over there doing manual labor.
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We like to have fun. And we love boys! #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
PleasureDome. We're in the PleasureDome. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
We are superheroes. We are the Glamazons. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
One team has zero dollars and no pants. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
All I know is Russian people drink and smoke a whole lot. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
It's stupid to sit there and waste time playing in wheelchairs. Dumbasses. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
Can I get some of this Bedouin lovin'? #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
I've got a Japanese girlfriend who's taught me Japanese. I've walked from the south to the north of the country. And if there's any country besides America that I feel like I understand more, it is Japan. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
You're from the desert! I am from, uh, New Jersey. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
Do you girls have hickeys? Was somebody kissing you? Is that why you have the scarves around your neck? #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
They're hippies; they'll find out how to make gas from trees out here or something. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
When you're in a relationship, you can have a discussion about a wrong turn, and somehow you're talking about the relationship. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
After all the mistakes we made today, we're gonna staple this to our ass, and, then, hopefully, things will go okay. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
--My leash is about five feet long.
--You don't have a leash! I'm not... I'm not....
--Yeah, she doesn't keep me on a tight leash.
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Cheap place to stay, love? You can stay at my joint for free! Ha ha. It's alright, mate, I'm just joking. ... No, I'm not, but I saw you. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
This is the longest we've ever been together, and it does take time to understand--oh, THAT is a noise he makes when he brushes his teeth. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
Show 'em that senior power! #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
This is karma for all the times I, uh, passed out in chemistry class. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
Sprayin' me in the face! #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv
Oh, so we're supposed to enjoy lookin' at the scenery? #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv