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Mondays usually kinda suck.
Today could be different!!!

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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Damn it.
I waited all day.

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ComeOnBloodClot

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I want it to be tonight.

AFTER he sees MILLIONS of us taking to the streets, unified in our love of freedom and rejection of EVERYTHING he is.

And I hope it’s painful.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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#Teamcholesterol

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You know what would make No Kings Day tomorrow MAGICAL?????

If he isn’t here to see it.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#MAGICAL

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Fuck him.
He doesn’t deserve the oxygen he consumes.
The world is looking to you, Little Blood Clot.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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#Teamcholesterol

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It’s like I have been holding my breath for the last 15 months….
I am dying to exhale.

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny…

I cannot wait for that day.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#QuotingTheBoss

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Todaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytoday

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#TodayWouldBeGood

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There’s always a third.
Chuck Norris…Robert Mueller….
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ThirdOnesTheCharm

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#Teamcholesterol

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Someday, I will have to come up with a new daily skeet.

I cannot fucking wait for THAT day!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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Oh FFS.

How about this... He dies. We get a day off to celebrate. We make it an annual day of celebration and reflection.

First step. He dies.

#TeamCholesterol

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Pathetic.

I'm totally cool with sticking to the rule that only images of dead presidents are allowed. That works for me.

#TeamCholesterol

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Chuck Norris is dead.
#WrongOldWhiteGuy
#DoBetterGrimReaper
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol

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The party will be EPIC!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#OnTHATDay
#TeamCholesterol

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Every moment brings us closer to the greatest sense of relief the world has ever known.
Every. Single. Moment.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot

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Let’s do this, little blood clot!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#MakeAmericaHAPPYAgain

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#Teamcholesterol

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You know what would make this Irish girl feel HELLA LUCKY?🍀
Absofuckinglutely!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ILoveAnIrishWake

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Imagine the stress...
#TeamCholesterol

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Normally I would stay home tomorrow night because frankly, St Patrick’s Day is basically Amateur Night when it comes to drinking ☘️
However…I would be willing to forgo my usual tradition to celebrate with all of my friends!!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LuckOfTheIrish

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Beware the Ides of March.

Just sayin’ 🤣🤣🤣
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#EtTuBloodClot?

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I WILL QUOTE THE SIMPSONS ALL DAY
I WILL QUOTE THE SIMPSONS ALL DAY
I WILL QUOTE THE SIMPSONS ALL DAY

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#TwoMonthsLeftInTheLandOfTheLiving

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I’ve been so busy all morning that I actually FORGOT he existed for a little while.
Friends…I HIGHLY recommend this practice until we don’t have to think about him ever again!!! 💙🥳😊🤣💙

#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol

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