Tomorrow would just be TOO perfect.
I’ll settle for today.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
Mondays usually kinda suck.
Today could be different!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
Damn it.
I waited all day.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ComeOnBloodClot
I want it to be tonight.
AFTER he sees MILLIONS of us taking to the streets, unified in our love of freedom and rejection of EVERYTHING he is.
And I hope it’s painful.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
You know what would make No Kings Day tomorrow MAGICAL?????
If he isn’t here to see it.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#MAGICAL
Fuck him.
He doesn’t deserve the oxygen he consumes.
The world is looking to you, Little Blood Clot.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
It’s like I have been holding my breath for the last 15 months….
I am dying to exhale.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny…
I cannot wait for that day.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#QuotingTheBoss
Todaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytodaytoday
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#TodayWouldBeGood
There’s always a third.
Chuck Norris…Robert Mueller….
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ThirdOnesTheCharm
Someday, I will have to come up with a new daily skeet.
I cannot fucking wait for THAT day!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
Oh FFS.
How about this... He dies. We get a day off to celebrate. We make it an annual day of celebration and reflection.
First step. He dies.
#TeamCholesterol
Pathetic.
I'm totally cool with sticking to the rule that only images of dead presidents are allowed. That works for me.
#TeamCholesterol
Chuck Norris is dead.
#WrongOldWhiteGuy
#DoBetterGrimReaper
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
The party will be EPIC!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#OnTHATDay
#TeamCholesterol
Every moment brings us closer to the greatest sense of relief the world has ever known.
Every. Single. Moment.
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LetsGoBloodClot
Let’s do this, little blood clot!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#MakeAmericaHAPPYAgain
You know what would make this Irish girl feel HELLA LUCKY?🍀
Absofuckinglutely!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#ILoveAnIrishWake
Imagine the stress...
#TeamCholesterol
Normally I would stay home tomorrow night because frankly, St Patrick’s Day is basically Amateur Night when it comes to drinking ☘️
However…I would be willing to forgo my usual tradition to celebrate with all of my friends!!!!!
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#LuckOfTheIrish
Beware the Ides of March.
Just sayin’ 🤣🤣🤣
#IsHeDeadYet?
#TeamCholesterol
#EtTuBloodClot?