So I was paranoid for no reason #thanksbrain

I *only* overshare. I know it's bad. ButI do it anyway #ThanksBrain

You have one birthday and suddenly the cucumber ends up in the cutlery jar. #forties #birthday #middleaged #thanksbrain

Ok 4.30am brain wants to know why colloquial English uses 'cracking' to mean good and 'crumbs' to express surprise. 😵‍💫 #ThanksBrain

I keep finding blueskers who I followed yeeeeeears ago on twitter, and remembering their handles.
I can't remember yesterday's lunch, but i remember @styla73.bsky.social @megapope.bsky.social and @runningwhio.bsky.social

Once again #ThanksBrain

That would be bad. My recent ones are less sadistic and more self-flagellating. They revolve around my ex-wife yell at me. #ThanksBrain

Oh I forgot I can’t write because I peeked at the last round of edits and there were a nonzero amount which clearly means I have no talent at all and should go hide in a hole somewhere #thanksbrain

Ok, but come with me on this journey... if Marty joins the Raiders, will Bane wake back up? And if Bane also joins, then is Nancy Drew now an honorary Raider instead of Pack? #raidersmc #nopixelwl #gtarp #thanksbrain

My brain : "you should jack off. It'll make you feel better"

Me : "I CANNOT SEEM TO STOP CRYING AND I PROBABLY NEED HELP"

My brain : "... you should jack off. ... it'll make ya feel better"

#thanksbrain

I’m listening to an end-of-year “yay us! We had a great year” thing and I can’t hear any of it because I think a word was used incorrectly and now my inner editor is spinning fast enough to power something large and I can’t do or engage with anything anything else until I sort it. #thanksbrain

My friend was inspired to write some poems. She shared them with me last night. I woke up at 5:30 am and caught the bug, submitted some unsolicited edits, and cranked out three of my own. #thanksbrain

#Insomnia at 3 AM, what do?

I *could* get some grading done so that Monday is a bit easier...

...nah, time for tea and practicing with my #fountainpens instead, obviously.

#ThanksBrain

My partner and older kid got e.coli from the recalled organic carrots (we think).

I can’t stop singing the disease’s name in that “Riccola” yodel, I’m of no use to these people.

#thanksBrain

I just remembered that Fighting Foodons was a thing that existed.

I hate that Fighting Foodons was a thing that existed. 😑

#ThanksBrain #Anime

My brain, in my morning shower:

"..."

"..! Flashback time!"

🎶
All around the nation (whoa oh oh)
We're the new sensation
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard?

We're Kids Incorporated
K-I-D-S Yeah!🎶

#ThanksBrain

Had one of those nights where I had dreams bad enough that this morning I feel less rested than when I went to bed. #thanksbrain