Drink responsibly, kids.

#gravitron #thatsnotmycar
#imissmychildhood

Children's book 'That's not my car' adjusted with snarky tagines. Final page has picture of a family bicycle with panniers and a child seat.

#thatsnotmycar
THAT'S my 'car'
It's fun, fume free and fighting climate change.

Children's book 'That's not my car' adjusted with snarky tagines.

#thatsnotmycar
Its blind spots are too deadly

#thatsnotmycar
Its parking is too douchey

#thatsnotmycar
Its fumes are too chokey

#thatsnotmycar
Its driver is too angry

Children's book 'That's not my car' adjusted with snarky tagines.

#thatsnotmycar
Its driving is too speedy

Children's book 'That's not my car' adjusted with snarky tagines.

In my dismay at how #carculture leeches into our three-year-old's life, I felt this book needed an edit..

I give you #thatsnotmycar – a thread

(Shamelessly recycling this post from t'other place, sorry)