King of the SLAMS! Lol #timrobinson #comedy #memes #dudja #lol #fans #thecharacters #newshorts #rofl

“How did you get this scar on your forehead?”
“I was injured in a trust fall.”

#TheCharacters 102 #TV =)!

MAN IN CAPTAIN’S HAT: Good morrow. May I use your bathroom?

#TheCharacters =)!

“Yeah, buddy. I *never* do this…but I can’t sell you a gun.”
“Sure, I understand. Can I use your bathroom?”
“No.”

#TheCharacters =)

“He was wearing a captain’s hat. But you told everybody it was me. Even George Lopez, who was hitching a ride wins, b/c his tour bus broke down. Announce that it wasn’t me! Announce it was TheAm in the captain’s hat! This is good. I like this one.”

#TheCharacters =)

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t the Greyhound bus driver who told everyone I took a dump so bad we had to turn the bus around & go back to New Haven. Yeah, I went in there, but I’m not the one who did the paint job. I saw who did it. He was huge, he looked nothing like me…”

#TheCharacters

“Yes.”
“Good enough!”

#TheCharacters =)

“Stop right there. Put your hands up, punk. Say I didn’t clog your toilet. Say it to my face, punk… I don’t know about this one.”
“Whoa. What did you want this gun for?”
“Self defense. Protection.”
“…If you say so.”

#TheCharacters =)

“This is me from 1981?”
“Yeah. I want my mustache back.”
“Morley, you listen to me, & you listen to me very carefully. Do not go in the tent w your uncle on the family camping trip. What happens in there will change your life forever.”
“……”

#TheCharacters 106 #TV

“Overpowered me. Simply a stronger man.”

This line plays in my head numerous times every day. This is one of the funniest sketches I’ve ever seen, from Tim Robinson and #Netflix.

“I choose it every time.” 🤣

#comedy #sketchcomedy #TheCharacters

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The Characters - Tim Robinson

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@bejohnce I saw your episode of #thecharacters The only questionI have is, if she loves her denim so much, why does she lose it so easily?