My 12F to my 14M:
“You should taste spiciness. In your eyeballs.”
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"I'm sorry I cannot go back in time and change chemistry nomenclature for you."
My child was upset because Protons= positive charge, Neutrons = neutral charge, but Electrons being negative didn't fit because it didn't start with N or Neg.
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"Lily cat is a hair band thief!"
"No she isn't, she's doing her job. Have you ever been harmed by a hair band?"
"No."
"Well then she is clearly protecting you from all the murderous hair bands in the house! You should give her many scritches."
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"Can you please stop? You're driving me shitnuts!" #thingsMyKidsSay
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My youngest “there was one level on that game that was Nuts! Both figuratively and literally because there was peanut blocks falling from the sky and people shooting nuts at you”.
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Evening sound bite “Flipping mushrooms is fun because they explode”.*
* he then explained it’s because Dad fills them with oil in case anyone is worried…
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"That's a true story not a lie story." #thingsMyKidsSay
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"But Mom, I don't have any murder drone plushies!"
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"Food is to people as Blank is to an automobile" I don't like this analogy mom, Food is to people? It sounds like a cannibal made it. #ThingsMyKidsSay
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"Dang it! I'm a main character!" the child cried in dismay.
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Watching Eras Tour with 5yo. "How does she make bad guys good for a weekend?" #swiftiemom #thingsmykidssay
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‘I’m fine, Mum’ should be reassuring but it’s not.
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‘It’s nuts how old Mum’s gotten’. #thingsmykidssay 🤨
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"Hey kid your jeans on on backwards."
"Eh I don't care."
"Isn't that uncomfortable?"
"Kinda, but I don't want to change it."
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