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Watching #TheMatrix on #amc. Bemused that they censor the language (gosh damn??) but leave the violence and blood untouched. Censorship is weird.

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I just had a visceral reaction to blueberry smoothies made using #CottageCheese (which they were also eating PLAIN by the spoonful). I really hate cottage cheese but I didn't expect to flap, twitch, and scream "Ewww!" over and over for a solid minute. Sorry if this yucks your yum.

Screenshot of a tweet which reads women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is cool sport rush?

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Dude is wrong.

Men smell like action movies: "Mountain blast" or "Ocean Blaze"

Women smell like soft porn: "Whipped Silk" or "Breathless Petals"

#thinkyblabbity There is no effective way to tell someone verbally that their pepperoni has been poisoned. And you can't txt them either.

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Just described Twitter leading to BlueSky using terms from #ATLA to describe it.

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#ArtSky friendzy please? Come nibble nibble? I need more art friends to learn from and talk to and geek out with. Webcomic creators sought!

#thinkyblabbity Watching an ad I've seen 50x for the Farmer's Dog. Except this time it's for Turkey flavor. My brain had the choice between "turkey flavor, how nice" and "who would pay to have dog food flown in from Turkey". My brain chose unhinged.

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Wonder Man looks esthetically like the 70s but takes place in the 21st Century.

It's such a little thing but so sharp that when it pierced my suspension of disbelief it drew blood.

The whole scene felt tone deaf because #MostWritersAreWhite
7/8

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What would that scene have been like if it had been Weezie and Lionel?

How would that scene differed if it was Claire and Theo?

6/7

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Mummi doesn't do anything other than make a wince noise and hug the brother. Simon walks out without a word.

Now. We know Rob Reiner didn't have a sensitivity team FOR GOOD TIMES, but what if that had been JJ and Florida w/Michael?

5/?

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The table wasn't just the kitchen table. Simon's brother had just paid for the whole remodel of the kitchen for Mummi's birthday.

4/5

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The shot in the ad is Simon smashing a table. What happened 30s sooner was Simons brother giving him grief again for not being as rich or successful as him.

Cue smash table.

3/4

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#tvtropes has a series called "Most Writers Are ___" where you can sub in the words Writers, Human, or Male.

This trope basically explains how the story is affected by being written by someone who could never have that experience.

In this case most writers are Black.
2/3

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Watched the first 3 eps of #WonderMan and I was intrigued but not hooked until a scene in ep 3 landed differently than I think was intended.

[The next bit was in one of the TV ads but I need to describe maybe 30s sooner]

1/3

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If Mercury is not in retrograde then why am I having trouble communicating?

I heard his hostile "I think you're lying and gonna ridicule you when Google proves it" energy and replied with "as you like, I tend to Google before I speak" energy.

That's important. I realize it's a customer service skill I've just started playing with.

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So I see the branch. I can reply with the same energy: "Go right ahead!" which sounds gracious but has a sharp edge that cuts.

I chose to reply "You can but [info] has been spin-doctored."

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thinking about #communication. On #fb I made a comment about #TheWorstChris and someone challenged me by saying "I'm going to Google that." Sounds like pointing your finger right in my face feels, you know?
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Tonight's glad I watched TV award goes to Gain detergent and the actors, heteronormative or same sex, for their deeply believable portrayal of "OMG my laundry smells like cocaine!" Surprised that made it past S&P

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I was confused by the cheez-its ad with the boyfriend. I see why now. It's #ableist.

Dude is #mentallyill of some kind and almost #SA's his date's father due to his obsession with the crackers.

All this is played for laughs.

Thank you @ubereats.bsky.social for making sure users of #mm can safely indulge without getting behind the wheel. Your services are a public good. They save lives.

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#neurodiversity sucks more some days and much more some days.

I crave #chocolate. We have Carnation instant breakfast & Oreo Double Stuf.

And my sense of taste has declared a temporary "too much stuff" regarding the Oreos.

#thirdworldproblems

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#rant

Why are so many pills identical in size, shape and color?? And why do they keep changing the size, shape and color?!

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Remy the rat had to be a boy rat for the story to have worked out as it did. A man's vengeance is different than a woman's
#Rattatoiille #Disney

... My brain tickles in a good way. Like how Gaia must feel when a new plant pushes through its first shoot into the dew and sunlight. Considering my language doesn't tend toward ham handed spiritual earth metaphor, I think my creativity is having a pre-wake stretch. #thinkyblabbity

#911 also opened up a silly sequel possibility for Maddie. #spoiler if I speak about my sequel idea.
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I want to apologize to #Bombas if I had anything to do with you going a different direction from your very sexy more pairs ads. I miss and appreciate them.

My slow brain cells have seen fit to tell me that #TonyStark is really the #TinMan so now I wonder which #Avengers correspond to Dorothy, Lion, Scarecrow and the rest...

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#TheWizardOfOz
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I'd forgotten how these -S Grade movies now are full of parodies and homages. Also plain ridiculous.

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I am having a tough time believing that I'm buying #Awkwafina as a love interest.

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