The Holy See of Ishgard FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ISHGARD, COERTHAS, 04/01 — Over the course of the day, multiple uncharacteristic posts were made from the Bluesky account of Archbishop Thordan VII of the Ishgardian Orthodox Church. Many members of the church found these posts distressing, confusing, disturbing, and even heretical, reporting them to various members of the clergy and to the Temple Knights. During our investigation, we found that no clergy member had access to the Archbishop’s Bluesky account, nor did the Archbishop authorize any of the posts made throughout the day. If you have any information regarding this incident please contact Ser Aymeric de Borel at the Congregation of Our Knights Most Heavenly or notify an inquisitor at their offices in The Supreme Sacred Tribunal of Halonic Inquisitory Doctrine. May the Fury guide us and bless you.

Statement regarding posts made from Archbishop Thordan VII's Bluesky account

#thordanposting

Thordan: this edible weak as shit Thordan, about Ser Vaindreau: i alway s wanted to fuck him

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can you call yourself ishgardian if you haven’t had a homoerotic relationship with another knight

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my fucking son that i hate

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i love elezen drama

#thordanposting #caterinne #vaindreau #ophelie #lambert #vergilverse

#thordanposting break-ups so bad they domino effect into a national incident

#thordanposting a family.......kinda!

#thordanposting these four being the only guys on my narcisse insp board is sending me. he's a fucking nuclear bomb

#vergilanswers #thordanposting

i have turned thordan vii into my own oc and i have never felt both more powerful and more silly. i did this because vaindreau is still alive in dayir’s canon so i felt the need to figure out their dynamic but now im so attached to him

better shots of narcisse's siblings. they all suck in unique ways and are mostly dead.

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The five children of House Tremaux. From left to right is Irenée, Tymeaux, Daphné, Narcisse (younger Thordan VII), and Cyrille. Irenée is a pale-skinned elezen woman with long, wavy black hair and light blue eyes. She wears a dark blue dress with white trim and wears a poke bonnet on her head. She is the fourthborn child of House Tremaux and is the only living member of her siblings. Tymeaux is a pale-skinned elezen man with long, wavy shoulder-length black hair. He has dark blue eyes and a small amount of facial hair. He wears a dark blue and black outfit with a fur coat. He is the firstborn child of House Tremaux and is dead. Daphné is a pale-skinned elezen woman with long, straight black hair and dark blue eyes. She wears an elaborate dark blue dress and a fancy hat, both with white trim and frills. She is the secondborn child of House Tremaux and is dead. Narcisse is a pale-skinned elezen man with longer black hair worn in a braid and pale blue eyes. He wears a dark blue coat with white pants. Narcisse is the fifthborn child - the youngest - of House Tremaux and is dead. Cyrille is a pale-skinned elezen woman with short black hair and blue eyes. She wears a dark blue coat with a white shirt poking out. She is the thirdborn child of House Tremaux and is, also, dead.

Thordan (Narcisse) is the son of a lesser house pledged to House Durendaire. A lover of traditional Coerthan cooking, in his youth he studied swordplay, and perhaps could have achieved moderate success within high society. However, as the youngest of five, he stood to inherit little[...]

hi here are narcisse and his (technically canon compliant) siblings. house tremaux is full of awful little shits.

#thordanposting #vergilpose

narcisse (younger thordan vii) posing in his red mage outfit - which is ironically blue - in front of the vault. he has the rapier of the round held in his hands as he leans forward, smiling, eyes closed. there are blue flowers in his hair.

a wider shot of narcisse (younger thordan vii) posing in his red mage outfit - which is ironically blue - in front of the vault. he has the rapier of the round held in his hands as he leans forward, smiling, eyes closed. there are blue flowers in his hair.

he makes me crazy

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playing hvw on narcisse is about to be so funny #thordanposting

i need to do more #thordanposting . i need to become The Thordan Guy