Mirror-reflected shot of a naked middle-aged guy - me - standing in a fairly nondescript suburban bathroom. My left hand holds my phone in such a way that most of my face is concealed, though my right ear and sideburn and much of my beard are unobstructed. My right leg is bent at the knee (my unseen right foot is on the also unseen toilet seat) and between it and the towel I'm holding against my leg, no explicit nudity is visible. On the wall behind me is a towel rod that holds two small hand towels, and above that is a hanging shelf that holds, among other things, a yellow rubber duck and what appears to be a Jack Skellington bath bomb. On a shelf in front of me, and therefore reflected in the mirror, are an array of toiletries including but not limited to a can of aerosol deodorant and a bottle of contact lens solution.
Good morning. I hope this #ThursdayThirstTrap helps you make it to the weekend.