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From the Washington50501 community on Reddit: ICE Out For Good Posted by robwhitlock - 9 votes and 0 comments

ICE Out For Good

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#Olympia #Washington
#Thurston
Saturday 17 January

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#WAWX #RoadClosures #Flood #AtmosphericRiver #Western #Washington
Road Closures
#Thurston County
www.thurstoncountywa.gov/departments/...

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#WAWX #RoadClosures #Flood #AtmosphericRiver #Washington

Rivers at Moderate Flood Stage

#Mason County:

#Skokomish River near #Potlach

#Thurston County:

#Chehalis River near #GrandMound
#Skookumchuck River near #Bucoda

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National Weather Service Watch Warning Advisory Summary The National Weather Service is your best source for complete weather forecast and weather related information on the web!

#WAWX #Floodwatch 7:13 PM PST Wed Dec 10 2025, in effect thru Fri afternoon

Counties:
#Clallam #GraysHarbor #Island #Jefferson #King #Kitsap #Lewis #Mason
#Pierce #SanJuan #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston #Whatcom

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#WAWX #RoadClosures #King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom #Flood #AtmosphericRiver #Western #Washington
Drive safe and stay alert and aware on your commute home..

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How to check if roads are closed in your area | Atmospheric river pummels western Washington Heavy rainfall from a strong atmospheric river is causing significant flooding in the Pacific Northwest. Stay updated with local road closures.

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#RoadClosures
How to check if roads are closed in your area #Atmospheric river pummels #Western #Washington
Check roads #Flood in your county on King 5 web page~

#King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom
www.king5.com/article/weat...

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18| Unmarked Windowless Vans Contain Candy That mascot pep-off sure got violent. But that violence led to Bethany Greenwick reclaiming her title as school mascot! Who says violence solves nothing? Students, the GPS tracker to be installed you will be quite painfull-less-ish... Keep your eyelids peeled, again, for Mr Frito's missing glass eye, again! Sports are happening, and we are telling you about them. Take a deep breath; September is plastic bag awareness month. The shortage of available teachers is a key issue that I am keeping an eye on. Thank you to our sponsors Chest Mix and the Tetwrist PSA. Music for this episode was performed by Jemmy Joe. You can listen to more of his tunes at JemmyJoe.bandcamp.com This month's parody song is Take My Breast Away. Lyrics: A man is to be executed by the guillotine. His one last request: to suckle on a maiden's teat. With much reluctance, I drop my breast upon his face. I trip forward, push him out, my boob takes his face's place. Then they drop the blade. Take my breast away. Drinking at a bar, I've entered a wet T-shirt contest. Posing like the best, somebody dumps liquid on my chest. Everybody's screaming, no one yells louder than me. The water bucket was actually the deep fryer grease. It melts my flesh away. Through the store window you saw me sawing off a mannequin's chest. I was tackled by security; the man is keeping me suppressed. My breasts they confiscate. This can't be my fate. Take the chest away. Take my breast away. Chilling on my porch, a turkey waddles up to me. I bonk it on the head, pluck it, cook it, and start to eat. Kicking down my door, secret service agents pull their guns. This turkey was free; the president issued pardons. They take my turkey breast away. Take my breast away.

📣 New Podcast! "18| Unmarked Windowless Vans Contain Candy" on @Spreaker #comedy #fiction #funny #humor #olympia #satire #seattle #thurston #washington

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16| No Vaporizing On Campus Stop giving away cafeteria apples to Mz Fulcrum; she's not even as hot as Mr Minotaur. Though Principal Fendleton vaporizes students (and smokes a couple packs of cigarettes per day) neither are allowed on campus. Francine did what no student has done before; I'm still shaking. Guess who the mascot is! Mr Johnson is still turning in his grave—don't you worry. STAY OUT OF THE MASCOTS' LOUNGE. Well, the Billy Turner is back from the grave, and he's kind of a jerk. Thank you to our sponsors, Chodelula Hot Sauce and Albers Pre-Kissed Grits, as well as Budweiser. Music is from the album Variegata by https://soundcloud.com/misguidedmerman. This month's parody song is 99 Dead Baboons. Lyrics: You and I, we were at the zoo, Pressing face to glass ogling the baboons. We watched them eat and hump the day away Until we heard an announcement say A gigantic mistake has been made. Everyone needs to evacuate. Explosions boomed from right behind And 99 dead baboons flew by. 99 dead baboons. This oughta make the evening news. Missing limbs, that must've hurt. Detached butt cheeks in the dirt. What's that there up in the sky? 99 bald eagles cry. They're swooping down and picking up 99 dead baboons for lunch. 99 bald eagles carry 99 corpses so hairy. Just when they have flown away, Canadian jet planes have come to play. They're flying through the shared airspace, Hitting avians of every race. Their engines clog, better eject now, As 99 dead baboons fall down. 99 monkeys in flight, Silhouetted by blinding light. Plane pieces fall everywhere, Eagles screeching, burning hair. Far below them on the ground, NASA astronauts count down. Their rocket shoots into the sky. With animals and jets, it does collide. And 99 dead eagles get fried. Burning up in the atmosphere, Eagles and jets disappear, But the monkey bodies float away. I'll never forget this day. Now, when I look up to the stars, I spot Venus, I see Mars. But, orbiting around the moon, Are 99 dead baboons.

📣 New Podcast! "16| No Vaporizing On Campus" on @Spreaker #funny #horror #horror_comedy #lacey #music #nightvale #olympia #parody #satire #short #speculative #thurston #tumwater #writer

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Blau 4th of July 2025

Happy 4th of July!

#4th
#blau
#grumpy
#holiday
#iglesias
#july
#thurston
#eurekaseven
#carecharacters

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Thursday the 17th 4:30 pm to 7 pm. Show your support for the National Park Service and Public Lands at this peaceful protest. #nationalparks #rangers #protectourparks #nature ##oldgrowth #trees #parks #peaceful #skamania #clark #pacific #Lewis #Cowlitz #wahkiakum #Thurston #Vancouver

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‘Don’t be fake’: Leniu doubles down on post-match tirade towards Thurston Following the Roosters’ 26-16 win over the Broncos on Friday night, Spencer Leniu allegedly approached Johnathan Thurston and voiced his disapproval over previous comments the legendary halfback made.

Respectful, good guy, league legend and now commentator Jonathan Thurston calls for a 12 week immediate ban for any racist comment made on field (i.e. "Monkey").

Perp. - finds him on the side of the field and berates him as a "f*cking c*nt"

www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/le...

#nrl #thurston

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Reminder - we're under a winter weather advisory till 6am tomorrow. Up to 3" of snow is expected with winds of 35 so drive cautiously tonight if you're going out.

All the info is below -
#Thurston #Stanton #Cuming #Platte #Colfax #Dodge #Butler #Saunders

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#WindAdvisory from 8am to 4pm tomorrow for the following in Nebraska. #Burt #Dodge #Colfax #Cuming #Platte & #Thurston Counties. NW winds 25 to 30 are expected with gusts up to 50. [a few power outages may result]
#Nebraska #wind #newx

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punjabi boy just off the maytown exit. best samosas i have ever eaten. go. now. #thurston

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This Guy... #Thurston #Class #NRL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78akxEMAliw

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#clueless: Romney: " People Don't 'Die In Their Apartment Because They Don't Have Insurance" http://huff.to/PpXLUo #thurston

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