Guy Lebuttski, also known as The Guy, isn’t one for conflict. He’s happy to meander through life and… ALT _Guy Lebuttski, also known as The Guy, isn’t one for conflict. He’s happy to meander through life and take each day as it comes, but all of this changes when his favorite rug is stolen. Between bowling alley arguments and chats with nihilist dinosaurs, The Guy eventually discovers that the case of his missing rug is much stranger than he initially thought._ _It turns out The Guy’s rug is sentient, and by utter chance it’s also named Lebuttski. This isn’t the only connection these two Lebuttskis have, however, and one of those connections might just be erotic._ _This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay rug action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and decoration-that-really-tied-the-room-together love._ —- please enjoy new tingler THE BIG LEBUTTSKI out now. you can get it here or on true buckaroo tier patreon

such an honor to talk to my bud JUSTIN PEARSON from THE LOCUST and DEAD CROSS on his CULT & CULTURE… such an honor to talk to my bud JUSTIN PEARSON from THE LOCUST and DEAD CROSS on his CULT & CULTURE podcast about loudly proving love in a punk rock way. OUT NOW. there is whole article about the pod here

we all know this classic way ALT we all know this classic way

thank you VOGUE for recommending BURY YOUR GAYS as one of the seven books to scare you for… Seven Books to Scare Yourself Silly With This Halloween thank you VOGUE for recommending BURY YOUR GAYS as one of the seven books to scare you for halloween. now please let me have a feature where i can wear a whole closet full of pink sequin suits and do a photoshoot

When Lance receives an invitation to the manor of recently deceased billionaire, Gorb Lorbin, he’s… ALT _When Lance receives an invitation to the manor of recently deceased billionaire, Gorb Lorbin, he’s not entirely sure what to make of it. The truth is revealed when Lance arrives at Gorb’s old haunted mansion at the top of a hill, learning that he and a handful of other strangers have been given to opportunity to inherit the Lorbin fortune. There’s just one catch, they must spend the night in this creepy house without having sex with one of the many handsome ghosts. Lance agrees, but this task is easier said than done. As screams of pleasure start to ring out through the darkness, Lance finds himself face to face with the most attractive spectral unicorn he’s ever seen. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ghost action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and phantom unicorn_ love. —- please enjoy brand new tingler of the season BUTT ON HAUNTED HILL. can YOU spend just one night in the house with all these handsome ghost unicorns and refrain from pounding? get it here or on patreon

wow both new frankenstein movies look great ALTALT wow both new frankenstein movies look great

wow both new frankenstein movies look great ALTALT wow both new frankenstein movies look great

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while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not… while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy i was very concerned to hear the skeleton trotting on cover of latest tingler appeared to be AI generated. i am not sure if it really is or not, as the image was purchased from a stock photo website like all of my images, HOWEVER these sites are getting flooded with AI slop just like everything else could have easily just left it and i think 99 percent of buckaroos would never notice, but this is something i care about a lot. there are authors i will not name that i get tagged with all the time who proudly slop around with their AI, and i will never do that. the soul of these books is not theft i have updated cover with new stock skeleton who SEEMS to have been rendered by human. as time goes it will be harder to tell but you can trust i will try my best to craft with love and honesty. these is not ‘bad covers’ or 'ironic content’ to me, it is art that i care deeply about. thanks buckaroos

I read @chucktingle.bsky.social Lucky Day. It was good. Not as good as his last two horror outings but the ideas of probability as a malevolent force is intriguing.
Chuck if you are reading, thank you for writing. I appreciate you.

#booksky #provelove #horror #tingleverse #bigfootlawyer

Megan loves working from home, enjoying a life of peace and quiet while she gazes out across her… ALT _Megan loves working from home, enjoying a life of peace and quiet while she gazes out across her neighborhood and fills in spreadsheets. Unfortunately, things abruptly change when she finds herself face to face with a neighbor’s twelve-foot-tall decorative Halloween yard skeleton, whose grinning skull gazes directly through Megan’s window._ _Megan eventually heads across the street to complain, unaware that this simple action will trigger a journey of erotic, seasonal awakening. Soon enough, Megan is wrapped up in a hardcore encounter with her neighbor’s giant sapphic skeleton, one that will change her life forever._ _This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient decoration action and lesbian Halloween skeleton love._ —- please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here or on all patreon tiers

Megan loves working from home, enjoying a life of peace and quiet while she gazes out across her… ALT _Megan loves working from home, enjoying a life of peace and quiet while she gazes out across her neighborhood and fills in spreadsheets. Unfortunately, things abruptly change when she finds herself face to face with a neighbor’s twelve-foot-tall decorative Halloween yard skeleton, whose grinning skull gazes directly through Megan’s window._ _Megan eventually heads across the street to complain, unaware that this simple action will trigger a journey of erotic, seasonal awakening. Soon enough, Megan is wrapped up in a hardcore encounter with her neighbor’s giant sapphic skeleton, one that will change her life forever._ _This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient decoration action and lesbian Halloween skeleton love._ —- please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here or on all patreon tiers