Really tired of fighting or having to trick my kids into doing things for themselves like eating or changing clothes to go to the park.

#tiredparent

My brain is fried by 7 PM. I can't make up another adventure. Lunesia's library of 50+ stories (and new ones weekly) is my hero.

#TiredParent #CreativeBlock #StoryGenerator #BedtimeStory #Lunesia #ParentingHumor #MomLife #DadLife

Today’s episode of Fatherhood:
I asked them to clean up, and suddenly I was the villain.
Cue the Full House music. I’m done. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #StayAtHomeDad #FullHouseTrend #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #TiredParent #ParentingFails #DadStruggles #ParentingUnfiltered

Finally sat down after chasing kids, folding laundry, and stepping on 6 Legos.

Sat for 4.2 seconds before I heard:
“DAAAAAD!”

I don’t sit. I recharge in short bursts under duress.

#DadLife #Parenting #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #ParentingHumor

Today’s Dad Weather Report:
• Partly patient
• 78% chance of stepping on toys
• Goldfish dust advisory in effect
• High probability of “I’m bored” storms later

Stay alert, stay caffeinated.

#DadLife #ParentingForecast #Fatherhood #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #ParentingHumor

Finally sat down for the first time all day.

3 seconds later: “Daaaad!”

I don’t sit. I hover between tasks and toddler summons.

#DadLife #Parenting #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #RealDadStuff #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #ParentingHumor

Busy weekend! Let me hear from parents whose weekends are dictated by our kids activities! #volunteer #needtolearntosayno #tiredparent #parents

Solo parenting for the week. Let child make unicorn cupcakes with friends. Later decorate them while she sleeps. Child's reaction in the morning: "oh, you forgot the ears" #tiredparent

Now she is following my wife around screaming she doesn't want to be by anyone. This is
amazing...in the worst way. #tiredparent #exhaustedparent