My 2-year-old didn’t take a proper nap today, soI only wrote about 600 more words in #SlothDancer, bringing the count up to 22.3k.
#writingupdate
#writersky
#stayathomedad
#amwriting
TIME TO JUST.... GET MESSED WITH I GUESS. SKYRIM WITH CROWD CONTROL CONTINUES RIGHT NOW! -> www.twitch.tv/blacktieblac...
#twitch #twitchstreaming #crowdcontrol #smallcontentcreator #stayathomedad
The Match Game reboot >
Hollywood Squares reboot
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Word document word count, showing page 1 of 157, and 40,648 words.
A Field Notes Fifty Edition cover, with “Project: NESS Revise & Resubmit” written on the cover.
A very excited dad’s POV of drawing at the dining table with all of his sons. Notebooks, markers, and reference points up on the computer screen.
There’s a lot going on here, but in short…
Got a Revise & Resubmit, which means an agent liked my book enough to give it another chance. They kindly offered some guidance (HUGE, if you know how busy lit agents are), so now we begin.
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#amwriting #querytrenches #StayAtHomeDad
Today’s episode of Fatherhood:
I asked them to clean up, and suddenly I was the villain.
Cue the Full House music. I’m done. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #StayAtHomeDad #FullHouseTrend #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #TiredParent #ParentingFails #DadStruggles #ParentingUnfiltered
Finally sat down after chasing kids, folding laundry, and stepping on 6 Legos.
Sat for 4.2 seconds before I heard:
“DAAAAAD!”
I don’t sit. I recharge in short bursts under duress.
#DadLife #Parenting #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #ParentingHumor
Today’s Dad Weather Report:
• Partly patient
• 78% chance of stepping on toys
• Goldfish dust advisory in effect
• High probability of “I’m bored” storms later
Stay alert, stay caffeinated.
#DadLife #ParentingForecast #Fatherhood #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #ParentingHumor
Finally sat down for the first time all day.
3 seconds later: “Daaaad!”
I don’t sit. I hover between tasks and toddler summons.
#DadLife #Parenting #StayAtHomeDad #TiredParent #RealDadStuff #Fatherhood #RelatableParenting #ParentingHumor
Guy behind the counter as I'm paying for my car battery: No whammies.
Me: Never that!
G: The wife is the whammy
M: Quizzical
G: She's the whammy because she empties the pockets.
M: She fills the pockets. I empty them.
#StayAtHomeDad
#GenderBias
#KeptHusband
NEW: 'Prime Minister' review: Jacinda Ardern makes her case
#PrimeMinister #JacindaArdern #NewZealand #LabourParty #stayathomedad #Cambridge #Harvard #documentary #ClarkeGayford #Covid #misogyny #Maori #korowai #pregnant #LindsayUtz #MichelleWalshe
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I finished another #shortstory first draft and this one made me a little emotional. Can’t wait to get back to fix it up and get it out there.
That whole write about what you know is true, since this one is inspired by my real life as a #stayathomedad
#writingcommunity #writers #fiction
What happens when I have the baby by myself...
#ToddlerLife
#ParentingStruggles #StayAtHomeDad #ParentingHumor
#DadLife
#FunnyParenting
#DadVsToddler
Quick Quiz: Is the Non-working Spouse entitled to Nothing in a Divorce? (Hint: NO). #DivorceMyths #EconomicPartnership #MaritalShare #FamilyLaw #NYDivorceFacts #LegalAdvice #StayAtHomeMom #StayAtHomeDad #ChildRearing #Housework #GaryPort #birds #cockatiels #greencheekconures youtu.be/TgEpd8ait0k
She’s not going appreciate it and most of it is going on the ground but sometimes you just gotta have fun with the little things. #dadlife #stayathomedad #mickeymouse
I feel this one daily. #specialneedsdad #autism #stayathomedad
Me, blowing the massive cobwebs off my resume:
"Oh hey, you actually used to do things..."
Photograph from 2018.
#stayathomedad
My stack of works that need editing keep growing as the words don't stop flowing. But I need to set aside some time to editi some pieces. I don't know if I should lower my already low #wordgoal or just set aside a day to edit.
I wish I had more time to #edit
#writing #authorlife #stayathomedad
Well, last night we got snow. I had to accept it and setup the indoor trainer and jump into ERG training. Today, I learned how to see ice before I slip on it while running... Not a skill I've considered #triathlontraining #soberdad #soberlife #stayathomedad #toocold #soberlifestyle
Today starts the second week with my run coach, Brandon Hamilton of PlantoRun.com we are building a base and working slow to avoid any injuries. Running is my weakest discipline in triathlon and we are going to fix that! #triathlon #training #soberlife #soberlifestyle #stayathomedad #fitnessover50
Why is it so hard for me to get down to #writing when the kids are at school? I want to get so much done, but its hard to sit here and focus when I have the chance to mentally breathe.
#parentauthor #stayathomedad #writing #writinggoals
Love being the stay at home parent but I miss spending time with adults lol
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#Parenting #StayAtHomeParent #BrazierParents #StayAtHomeDad #ByronMakesThings
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Pouring one out for all my day job pals who are back at their desks today.
#stayathomedad #imakeitlookeasybutimcryinginside
Lonely, but never alone. This is something I regularly feel as a stay-at-home dad/parent to a toddler on a military base far from where I call home. #milspouse #stayathomedad #manpendent #toddlerdad
Trying to explain Frank Zappa to a six year old is something I was not expecting when I got up this morning. Merry Christmas. #fatherhood #stayathomedad #frankzappa