I’m “rubs glasses into face instead of tired eyes,” tired 😴 #sahs #toddlerdad
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WE’RE THE RATS 4 - Come Sail Away With Me
i’m sure parents understand
#webcomic #parenting #fatherhood #toddlerdad
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RP • @truumama Yall I can’t get no time to my self 🤦🏾♂️#explorepage✨ #toddler #girldad #toddlerdad #fyp
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
Hard Mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
If you want to make it harder, exclude Disney too
Paw Patrol: The Mighty movie. I've seen it 6 times TODAY ALONE.
#dadLife #ToddlerDad
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Everything about her is perfect including the sweet way she walks 😍
#daddysgirl #dadlife #toddlerdad
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them: got any book recs?
me: i might be the wrong person to ask, but...Leslie Patricelli has some bangers. have you read "Potty" or "No No Yes Yes" 400x?
#toddlerDad #toddlerBookRecs
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Day 72 - Lovely morning seeking out the shade at our favourite country park
#hundredhappydays #4dayweek #toddlerdad #parentlife
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Had my hair cut today. The toddler clocked it straight away and said “bye bye Daddy’s hair”. I asked her what she thought of it and she said “oh dear” before running off…
#HairCut #BadHairDay #Toddler #ToddlerDad
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Just because there’s snow on the ground doesn’t mean you can’t play ball! #ballislife #snowday #snow #toddlersoftiktok #toddler #toddlerdad #toddlerlife #wintervibes #GoodTimes
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Even my 4 year old knows it’s not always fun and games in the snow. #toddlersoftiktok #toddler #toddlerdad #toddlerlife #wintervibes #Snow #goodtimes
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I had flashbacks to when I took a Dino foot to the eye lol #toddlersoftiktok #toddler #toddlerdad #toddlerlife #wintervibes #snow #goodtimes
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Me: Good news! We BOTH get to work from home today!
5 yo: I'll need an office.
Me: ...I don't even have an office...
5 yo: I'm a little better at my job.
Me: Oh? What's your job?
5 yo: Eating apples and cheese sticks.
Me: Touché...
#KidsAmIRight #SoftBurn #Parenting #ToddlerDad
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Putting a toddler to sleep is a war 😅
#parenting #toddlers #toddlerdad
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It’s not about no screen time. It’s about BETTER screen time. Follow if you want to know what crazy stuff is out there and what your kid should watch instead.
This is a clip from the YouTube Channel, Mister Clay. More recs on the way.
#toddlermom #toddlerdad #parenting #parentingtips #screentime
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3️⃣ Engaging the Whole Body: Music gets kids clapping, stomping, and moving. This physical activity helps release energy and calm the nervous system.
#ChildDevelopment #EmotionalRegulation #ParentingTips #SpeechTherapy #KidsSongs #PlayBasedLearning #BigFeelings #toddlermom #toddlerdad
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Lonely, but never alone. This is something I regularly feel as a stay-at-home dad/parent to a toddler on a military base far from where I call home. #milspouse #stayathomedad #manpendent #toddlerdad
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I'm at the point where I consider the vomit being on a hard surface to be a win. #toddlers #sickkid #toddlerdad #12daysofsickmas
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An unexpected side effect of parenting a toddler is becoming knowledgeable of the deep lore of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Funhouse, Mixedup Adventures, and Roadster Racers. #toddlerdad #mickeymouse #ilearnedthisagainstmywill
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My toddler just walked past me carrying an entire baguette she had pilfered from the cupboard, nodded at me like we are old acquaintances and carried on walking to find somewhere to eat her prize. Now I don’t have the heart to take it off her…
#toddlers #ToddlerDad
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For the folks to keep asking me if I’m watching anything new, keep in mind that if it does not feature Elmo or the characters of Moana and or Toy story, then I haven’t seen it. lol #toddlerdad
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Mystery matters, mystery matters, mystery matters, what's it gonna be... #iykyk
#toddlerdad #msrachel
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I drove a party bus for 2.5 years. 10 to 40 slurring, stumbling drunks every night needing to be told where to go, not to fight and instructed to not vomit or pee in the vehicle. Nothing else I have done has better prepared me for fatherhood. #toddlerdad #stayathomedad
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Being a toddler dad means a drunk leprechaun will yell at you for wiping his butt and you have to act like you're cool with it and maybe even apologize. #toddlerdad
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It’s days like today when I wished I drank coffee, daughter has a stomach bug so it’s been a very rough night. It’s heart breaking to watch her throw up and scream out in fear because she doesn’t understand what’s happening. I wanna stay home and just hold her all day #toddlerdad #girldad
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