*yawn* I am so full of energy and awake! I think I'll skip my coffee today because I'm so full of energy!.... yeah April fools or whatever. *trudges towards the coffee maker* #aprilfoolsday #dadlife #vtuber
It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...
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Going live a little late. Sick kids on Spring Break. Whew. #Dadlife.
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If you're balancing work and family, small consistent actions build real discipline over time.
#BuiltByReps #DadLife #Consistency #TimeManagement #PersonalGrowth
Stick it the man...
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Goji has slid into #dadlife and now helps our younger Shadow Cats get acclimated to sanctuary life
And Tommy is mostly lounging in the box window in the kitchen these days but he does demand affection now and again. A far cry from his initial Shadow Cats experience of hiding under the couch
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Yknow... boomers and older will ask millennials and younger why we insist on texting and emailing. Then they start spreading some shit behind your back. Like "this Linda. This is why. You sodden bath mat." #dadlife
My child just told me his first favorite band is โThe Prodigy.โ I have not been prouder ๐ #Dadlife
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Got a bit confused...
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Itโs 2026 and selling random stuff from my basement on FB Marketplace has become my whole personality.
#Dadlife
Son asked if he could play Luigi's Mansion so I got out the vacuum and a flashlight and said he could pretend the kitchen floor crumbs are ghosts, he was not impressed.
#Gaming #DadLife #LuigisMansion
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Struggling to keep your child engaged during math time?
This kindergarten math workbook makes learning simple, calm, and confidence-building for ages 4โ6.
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I usually don't hope for a long commercial break, but it's almost time to put the Gremlin to bed, so I kind of hope one hits soon.
#DadLife
Another educational night for the boys.
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Who else is living this life? #ParentingHumor #DaughterAttitude #DadLife #RelatableParenting #funny #EverySingleDay
Visiting #London for the first time this coming week.
Should you encounter a young American boy on the Tube with an absolutely gleeful expression, thatโll be my train-obsessed son. Iโll be the guy in a Gotham FC cap next to him. Feel free to say hi.
#transit #dadlife
You sent it to my work email, how do you think it finds me? #dadlife
Just got a great fortune.
#DadLife #FortuneFriday #AlwaysBeKind #ChooseKindness
maybe there is one little "secret" to parenting: staying young at heart #dadlife
As dads, protection doesnโt stop with parenting.
We protect what we provide for too.
Today that meant giving our vehicle some care; polish, sealant and a stack of microfiber cloths to bring the shine back.
Dads, whenโs the last time you detailed your ride?
#DadLife #CarCare
As dads, protection doesnโt stop with parenting.
We protect what we provide for too.
Today that meant giving our vehicle some care; polish, sealant and a stack of microfiber cloths to bring the shine back.
Dads, whenโs the last time you detailed your ride?
#DadLife #CarCare
The struggle is real...
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โWarum heisst der so?โ
GME2: โWie?โ
โWeil: Wenn starker Sturm ist, dann fรคllt der BaUM!โ
#dadlife #dadjoke #ichglaubeshackt #ichglaubesschneit
A family walking through the mall, in winter. Mother and eldest daughter hold the hands of the younger daughter in the middle, while the father brings up the rear. Sketch art by Don Rice.
#humansofbluesky #urbangaze #eastcoastkin
Family Stroll
#dadlife #noonegetsleftbehind #donottakelifetooseriously
I donโt understand why my sons argue over who clogged the toilet when it is always Dad thatโs left to fix it.
#dadlife
So genuinely happy for you and your wife! #Dadlife
Not to brag but my kid can write "Cat" all by herself. #dadlife